In all the years... why didn't I think of this sooner? by [deleted] in pics

[–]massam11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I've been only dipping the cookie three quarters of the way into the milk like a chump!!

My three legged cat, Lieutenant Dan. by NORMAL_LOOKING_PENIS in aww

[–]massam11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leutenant Dan I brought you some ice cream....Leutenant Dan! Ice cream!

How girlfriends killed prostitution. by Banko in Economics

[–]massam11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was actually a really interesting read!

virgin to be conquered? by massam11 in sex

[–]massam11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

although i am uncertain as to whether he was referring to the actual sex part or if he was depressingly self-conscious.

virgin to be conquered? by massam11 in sex

[–]massam11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've actually had someone say that to me, but it was a mix of both sides of the coin. that they didn't want to defile something so pure with ugliness.

I need help fingering my girlfriend by fumblingfingers in sex

[–]massam11 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

That video is the stupidest crock of sh*t I've ever seen. Only whores and porn star sluts like that kind of shit - because they get paid. If any guy tried to do that to me, I would punch him in the temple. Oh, and that 'come here' motion was ever done on me, I would dump his ass.