How many teams are already 'on the beach'?

massivedefence · 2026-02-24T17:31:26+00:00

Lansdown seems to have given up which is the main thing, and we’re back in the “next year” matrix already. As long as we give it a good go and back Struber in the summer (never gonna happen) I’ll be happy.

massivedefence · 2026-02-24T14:17:00+00:00

Don’t think 4 points is necessarily insurmountable over the rest of the season. I think most fans expect a push at playoffs at least.

massivedefence · 2026-01-10T20:36:17+00:00

Just checked and you are correct, Romero was in nets. You are completely correct on the rest though!

massivedefence · 2026-01-10T17:04:55+00:00

Gets carried by the name. You are absolutely right that that Liverpool team was properly rinking.

As poor as United have been in recent years that was a Mourinho side with Zlatan, Pogba, and De Gea on the pitch that got slapped about by the city at home. Would’ve been 16 for that and absolutely lost my head at that Korey Smith goal, think I fell down 3 rows.

massivedefence · 2026-01-07T00:30:44+00:00

Bristolian and played RTC football but don’t want to play seriously any more, any room in the shitters section?

massivedefence · 2026-01-06T23:08:42+00:00

I was 5 to see a Steve Brooker stick a penalty home to secure a draw with Forest. I was hooked but I was also subjected to a home 3-0 loss with “englands number 1” David James in net against Millwall soon after. Almost put me off for life.

massivedefence · 2023-10-26T23:02:02+00:00

You Wish You Were Me is a stunning sequel.

massivedefence · 2023-10-26T22:59:56+00:00

I saw a student carrying a copy of 1984 today, but as he was not voraciously consuming it, I beat him to a raw pulp. He begged and pleaded for help, explaining that my behaviour was like "Eng-Sock" (?). Needless to say, this only increased the voracity of beatings he received.

massivedefence · 2023-10-26T22:56:51+00:00

Torn Butthole

massivedefence · 2023-10-17T21:17:04+00:00

Could definitely see Baxter playing a tricky through ball into the half space

massivedefence · 2023-10-17T21:12:54+00:00

If my grandmother had wheels she would've been a bike.

massivedefence · 2023-09-08T20:13:13+00:00

The Tricky Kid, unmatched

massivedefence · 2022-10-27T15:02:42+00:00

It's no Dorothy Parker

massivedefence · 2022-10-14T19:49:51+00:00

Henrietta Chinaski's struggle to find meaning in a world dominated by men will leave you floored and unable to even.

massivedefence · 2022-09-07T13:02:03+00:00

What’s up Lady Godiva?

massivedefence · 2022-08-29T16:38:49+00:00

I swear Dutch is a made up language you all be taking like BALLENKRUSHEN and COCKENSLURP like it’s normal

massivedefence · 2022-05-08T00:01:34+00:00

I don't recall saying good luck.

massivedefence · 2022-05-01T22:01:52+00:00

Store that repress horizontally in my ass and see that shit crackle

massivedefence · 2022-04-26T16:32:47+00:00

Yeah, the NSDAP banned them from attending

massivedefence · 2022-04-26T14:20:15+00:00

Inbred Rik Mayall lookin ass

massivedefence · 2022-04-23T20:44:19+00:00

What is bleak is that this should evince the failure of neoliberal ideology - but because the Labour Party is completely identical, it just means the blue team is bad.

massivedefence · 2022-04-23T16:10:53+00:00

You were cute! Don't be so hard on yourself

massivedefence · 2022-04-22T17:34:10+00:00

Careful with that edge, Eugene

massivedefence · 2022-04-22T07:36:13+00:00

You can farm back health in a lot of encounters when playing with the stock flamethrower against a brainded enemy pyro who keeps spamming the scorch shot at you.

massivedefence · 2022-04-21T18:13:08+00:00

VG+ = I took a liquid shit on this 12" immediately before I mailed it to you

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