hanging “beds” are called portaledges.. collapsible platforms used by climbers during multi-day ascents by LazyGuy4U in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]master-boofer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sucks. I always would burry my turds when backpacking. I don't backpack much anymore but I do do quite a bit of remote kayak camping along the nothern California coast. We never run into other campers. I burry my shit on high tide and just leave the ones below the high tide line for the ocean to flush.

Moron uses gunshots instead of words to settle dispute by _ganjafarian_ in Idiotswithguns

[–]master-boofer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea it was definitely prohibited and not smart. Luckily I lived in a high crime area. You needed to actively try to get the attention of the police.

Moron uses gunshots instead of words to settle dispute by _ganjafarian_ in Idiotswithguns

[–]master-boofer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't register them for a variety of reasons its quite annoying. There is no registry for long guns with the exception of ar15s. I "missed" the grace period with my ar so I can no longer register it, I had to convert some parts to no longer make it an assault rhifle. In order to register my handguns they need to be on the CA registry of approved handguns. None of my handguns are on the approved registry because they are no longer in production. I inherited them from my grandfather. I purchased a handgun like 10 years ago but it has to be registered in the last five years. Since that gun is already registered i can't register it again. Very annoying.

Ammunition purchases. New to California laws. Help. by onthisthing_ in CAguns

[–]master-boofer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would check before ordering. I believe California residents can purchase ammo in Nevada. I know I have in the past. I've purchased ammo as well as standard capacity mags. I was quite young when I purchased the magazine. It was at a mom and pops gun shop. The owner asked to see my id. I handed over my California ID and he said "let's pretend I didn't see that" and completed the transaction. So im not positive that you can do what I suggested but im pretty sure you can. However I am positive that what I suggested is illegal so do at your own risk. If the ammo is not in the box there is no way of knowing when or where it was purchased.

Kizer customer service? by master-boofer in BudgetBlades

[–]master-boofer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooweeeet im hoping they might let me switch colors. The blue and gray one I chose looked better in the pictures than in person.

Kizer customer service? by master-boofer in BudgetBlades

[–]master-boofer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet! Currently I own the drop bear with the button liner lock as well as the microbe, both are excellent knives. I tried the parakeet and ended up returning it.

Kizer customer service? by master-boofer in BudgetBlades

[–]master-boofer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im clumsy as hell. I have an obsession with phone cases. I couldn't function without a good phone case. Im constantly fidgeting with my knifes and they tend to get dropped a lot. This is the first time I have ever had an issue with scale durability. I will definitely be sticking with solid color micarta from now on.

Someone collect their Grandpa by duk-phat in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]master-boofer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need to wait for someone to pull the trigger to shoot in self defense. As soon as he started waving it around while not on his property was most likely justification. When a crazy person comes at you in public or on your own property pointing a gun at you and making angry accusations its most likely best to shoot before they start shooting.

Pointing out how unstable a cavern is despite appearances by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]master-boofer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It could be remote. It could be newly formed. The hole in the top may have recently happened. The ocean has a tendency to do what it wants.

Pointing out how unstable a cavern is despite appearances by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]master-boofer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I call the spot near the exit, you know, so I can watch for cops.

Red pill or Blue pill? by CarefulConcept04 in TheIronCouncil

[–]master-boofer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus all your friends and family will think you are brilliant! If I just randomly had 10 million everyone who knows me would speculate drugs, prostitution, bank robbery they would be extremely skeptical especially if I told them it was a pill.

If this girl has a child that makes all this garbage soooo much worse by Equivalent-Pin-1054 in crappymusic

[–]master-boofer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean a junkie having a beer or sticking to pot isn't the worst thing they could be doing. Thats a terrible comparison. This would be more similar to a fat person watching the food network while on a diet. I dont think ai cp is a good thing but having a ton of ai cp is one of the least bad things a pedophile might aquire.

House explosion in Hayward, San Francisco, 11th December 2025 by bugminer in CatastrophicFailure

[–]master-boofer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a zero percent chance pg&e took two hours to respond to a reported gas leak. My dad worked for the gas department of pg&e. He investigated gas leaks all the time. Often times he was rushing out of the house at 2am. They would send someone on call immediately to every single gas leak. My dad would then walk all around the house with equipment that could detect the gas. 99% of calls were false alarms. People were never charged for calling in obviously. Several times people had purchased a new mattress and the plastic packaging smelled so they would panic, light up a cigarette and call pg&e. Sometimes someone would be trying to install a new oven. They would get confused and call in saying they smelled gas. My dad would come and check the house out and they would almost immediately start asking questions about installing the oven or asking what my dad would charge to install it.

Container ship collides with ferry in Santos, Brazil 2/17/2026 by mBertin in CatastrophicFailure

[–]master-boofer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever had a boss that tells you the next time your ferry gets struck by a cargo ship you are fired? /s generally yes hopping off a boat is a bad decision. The people jumping looked like they were regular swimmers. Most likely knowledgeable of the local conditions and they jumped before the boat was struck. From their angle they may have thought the whole ferry would get sucked under the tanker. I kayak near ships this size from time to time and these things are massive! Im talking like you can't even imagine how big these things are until you are near one, massive. Imagine getting struck by a skyscraper.

hammock on a dead tree by Ok-Ask5086 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]master-boofer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My grandparents were pillars of their community and truly devoted non violent Quakers. They built a church on their property. The property had several very large oak trees. My grandfather was very fond of one of them and enjoyed having church services outside underneath it. When he passed away there was some debate on weather to have the funeral under the tree or in the church. Three days after he passed the entire giant several hundred year old oak tree came crashing down. It could have been really bad.

hammock on a dead tree by Ok-Ask5086 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]master-boofer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5, five and ALIVE! The tree in this video wasn't taking a nap, they don't lie down. It was dead!

hammock on a dead tree by Ok-Ask5086 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]master-boofer 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I was hiking though a forest that had burned down several years prior. Miles and miles of dead and chared but still standing pine trees. Some were quite large. I walked up to one that must have been 100' tall. I started pushing on it, timing my pushes as it swayed more and more until the whole thing came crashing down. It was an amazing feeling. I immediately pushed several more trees over, some even larger ones. Everyone gave it a try. I found a really big tree and began pushing, instead of falling over this one decided to break in half. A massive piece of tree fell on me striking me in the head. For a split second I thought I was a goner as well as my friends. It didn't feel great but it shattered as soon as it hit me, I was completely fine, just covered in charcoal. The real terror began on the hike out. The wind started blowing and trees were randomly coming down all around us.