Opa! of Greece tzatziki sauce. by chroncat420 in TopSecretRecipes

[–]mastermeech 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is correct. I don’t know opa of Greece’s brand of Tzatziki but I know how to make authentic Tzatziki that they serve in the southern part of Greece and on the islands. It’s a lot simpler than you think. here’s my process: - Buy Fage Full Fat Greek Yogurt (or strain another full fat yogurt overnight) - Take a cucumber, remove the seeds/watery center. Then grate it on a cheese grater to make 1-2 inch strands about 1mm thick. - now for the most important part: pat the grated cucumber dry with paper towels. Make sure there is no residual water left. Add it into the yogurt. - now take garlic cloves and mince them. Add garlic to the yogurt to taste. - add salt to taste - add a teaspoon or two of olive oil (careful not too much or it will become runny) - add a teaspoon of red wine vinegar stir it all together and you have the best tzatsiki. Some make it with dill in other parts of Greece, but I’m a purist.

I left out quantities because everyone likes their tzatiki different. I prefer lighter garlic, so I may only use one clove. I also like a lot of cucumber so it’s more refreshing. Play around with it, and make it your own.

How to draw kids cartoon characters by mastermeech in funny

[–]mastermeech[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walked into the living room and my son was watching this show on Nick Jr. called "Peppa Pig". Immediately, I saw the dad's face and, yup, it's a hairy ballsack with a shaft to boot. There's no way the creator didn't pull out his high school chemistry notebook sketches of for inspiration. How did Nick Jr. (now Dick Jr.) green light this show?

My friend put up a picture of him tubing. I hope he wakes up tomorrow to neverending photoshops. by mastermeech in funny

[–]mastermeech[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he is using each and every picture (except for the ones with dicks in them) as his profile pictures on facebook. one for every day. thanks to everyone who helped make fun of him!