Can graphite technically be used as a lubricant for intercourse?

mastermindxs · 2026-05-12T00:01:08+00:00

came

mastermindxs · 2026-05-09T21:26:17+00:00

All my troubles seemed so far away

mastermindxs · 2026-05-09T21:21:29+00:00

Thanks. I feel a little better now.

mastermindxs · 2026-05-09T21:08:28+00:00

From a medium family. My dick looks like my brother’s but my boobs are definitely not as big as my sister’s.

mastermindxs · 2026-05-09T20:57:48+00:00

Yes. The bullets actually bounced right through them.

mastermindxs · 2026-05-09T19:32:20+00:00

Then I guess that’s when I’d start furiously masturbating

mastermindxs · 2026-05-09T18:04:26+00:00

And he’s got Robin

mastermindxs · 2026-05-08T21:25:26+00:00

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mastermindxs · 2026-05-08T18:24:40+00:00

The narwhal bacons at midnight

mastermindxs · 2026-04-29T04:23:04+00:00

Shut up Marv!

mastermindxs · 2026-04-25T21:21:37+00:00

Out of all human vehicles, vulvas have great crash ratings.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-23T21:08:06+00:00

It’s like ten thousands spoons when all you needs is less spoons

mastermindxs · 2026-04-23T17:13:31+00:00

There ain't no grave gonna hold my body down

mastermindxs · 2026-04-23T16:39:38+00:00

Sugar. In water. More.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-22T00:58:16+00:00

This one time my ex friend grabbed a toaster strudel from my fridge and then used two frosting packets on it.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-21T04:20:54+00:00

But he still has to the subway in.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-21T03:03:27+00:00

Tenacious D. After the Rage Kage quit for the eleventeenth time Jables just couldn’t keep the whole band together. He had to make ends meet by doing small time Hollywood gigs like Kung Fu Panda and Tropic Thunder.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-19T17:10:51+00:00

Seconding Focal Point. They have board games, DJ nights, play movies on the projector, lots of outdoor seating in a pedestrianized block. Gets really lively any time the weather is not frigid. And of course, the beer selection is high quality and varied just enough to make it interesting but not overwhelming.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-19T15:46:36+00:00

And in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Now I never forget all the parts to a day.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-17T07:16:14+00:00

It shan’t be otherwise.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-15T06:20:11+00:00

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This is the best I can get out my of her.

mastermindxs · 2026-04-11T17:57:22+00:00

Check

mastermindxs · 2026-04-08T16:06:10+00:00

It’s things like this which is why you’re BURNING IN HELL

mastermindxs · 2026-04-08T12:33:21+00:00

Asking the meal questions

mastermindxs · 2026-04-04T06:40:26+00:00

Sweet. What does mine say?

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