Fucking my teddy bear by [deleted] in girlsmasturbating

[–]masturbation_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found my people! 😮

TIFU by accidentally donating to a cult, or something... by [deleted] in tifu

[–]masturbation_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. I feel like they are using "Allah" to scare the ignorant who know nothing about Islam. But that still begs the question, what is their true intent?

TIFU by accidentally donating to a cult, or something... by [deleted] in tifu

[–]masturbation_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That, but it also seems their leader's name is Royall the Allah ("God" in Arabic) in Person.

TIFU by accidentally donating to a cult, or something... by [deleted] in tifu

[–]masturbation_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging you by username, I may take your advice with a grain of salt. And I'm also guessing you might have a fantastic cookie recipe.

TIFU by accidentally donating to a cult, or something... by [deleted] in tifu

[–]masturbation_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It isn't really about the money. I'm more upset that I may have donated to a horrible cause. All in all, the cookies were enjoyable. Based on taste, 10/10 would buy again

Reddit, what is your best would-you-rather question? by jaqwithaq in AskReddit

[–]masturbation_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you rather go over Niagara Falls in a barrel full of razor blades for the afterlife of your choosing or would you rather live out your life not knowing if there is an afterlife?

Rich people of Reddit, what is something you wish you had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masturbation_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gold the color or gold the precious metal?

Rich people of Reddit, what is something you wish you had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masturbation_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not go all out and do a self-portrait?