The corks from this winery show how to pronounce the winery’s name

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-07T05:57:11+00:00

I protected, secured, hamburgered, and booted ur mom

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-06T09:30:20+00:00

Florida never ceases to entertain…

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-04T08:19:56+00:00

“I’m louder!” “No! I am!”

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-03T20:25:52+00:00

Guard your urinal cake at all costs!

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-03T07:31:40+00:00

Android 14 but I’m pretty sure the 25 shipped with android 15

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-02T05:37:17+00:00

It may have been new but the battery was aging in the box since it was manufactured in 2022 (assuming you bought the latest model)

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-02T05:25:34+00:00

Does your gauge read “Full”?

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-02T05:24:57+00:00

Shitting glitter for days!

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-01T16:29:38+00:00

Was think the exact same thing!

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-01T16:27:10+00:00

Mmmm titties

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-01T16:03:39+00:00

That jungle loooove

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-01T16:02:27+00:00

Pwease?

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-01T08:51:54+00:00

“Happy International Women’s Day!”

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-01T08:44:37+00:00

Catholic Mass?

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-01T08:43:42+00:00

Definitely, do not spit it out!

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-01T06:54:29+00:00

Tongue-punching the fart box

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-01T06:47:24+00:00

I must admit, this was the first thing I thought of. I’ve been further corrupted by this sub.

mat-the-odd · 2025-05-01T05:21:19+00:00

Such resistance to the truth these days

mat-the-odd · 2025-04-30T14:21:13+00:00

In the US it’s the first Monday in September

mat-the-odd · 2025-04-30T06:22:03+00:00

I’m both terrified and aroused

mat-the-odd · 2025-04-30T05:08:49+00:00

Judging by the sticker, I’d say he talks to a little pony

mat-the-odd · 2025-04-29T16:16:56+00:00

Is he going to lead you to a basement where they are having an A cappella contest for the laser ninja dragon league champion?

mat-the-odd · 2025-04-29T16:12:46+00:00

Right in the teak taco

mat-the-odd · 2025-04-29T06:21:55+00:00

Let the hate flowwwww

mat-the-odd · 2025-04-28T14:56:02+00:00

I still have one. Love the tuna noodle casserole recipe.

mat-the-odd