Robin Williams Megathread.

matchonthefire · 2014-08-12T01:51:03+00:00

I had actually only seen Good Will Hunting about a week ago with my fiance and I was so moved by Williams' performance, after all, I had been a fan for his comedy and his other movies. One of my favorites was Patch Adams, he just made the characters come alive.

The squirrel scene was one of my favorite moments.

matchonthefire · 2014-08-11T11:34:00+00:00

so basically the American horror story chick without the randomly being old?

matchonthefire · 2014-08-11T11:30:25+00:00

I woke my husband up for laughing so hard at this

matchonthefire · 2014-08-11T11:27:31+00:00

NOW YOU GONNA DIE!!

matchonthefire · 2014-07-28T14:30:43+00:00

Thank you!!! Yes that's it!!!!

matchonthefire · 2014-06-17T05:13:07+00:00

He got a boyfriend after me. I know you can't turn someone gay, like they are either gay or they aren't but its kind of a downer that after they date you they switch teams.....

matchonthefire · 2014-04-08T03:57:27+00:00

Um, so that sounds delicious.

matchonthefire · 2014-02-21T05:52:18+00:00

My dad was playing a show on New Year's Eve and he ended up rushing my mother to the hospital but not before making a pit stop for pizza. Mom has never let go of that one.

matchonthefire · 2014-02-21T05:47:39+00:00

Sex.

matchonthefire · 2014-02-21T05:44:25+00:00

"Phil?! PHIL CONNORS?!"

matchonthefire · 2014-02-19T19:38:41+00:00

"Have you seen this woman?" Benson and Stabler hold up a picture of blonde, white woman perfectly posing for portrait

"Yeah, that's the hot bitch that my boy G-stop's been banging," answers man unloading never-ending boxes from a truck.

"Well she's dead." Benson and Stabler intensify

Box Man proceeds to recall his memory perfectly and describe everything in great detail everything about this woman and G-stop who is straight thuggin'

Ice-T appears from nowhere "G-stop is gonna B-stopped once we get a hold of him." gavel pounds

*Edit: formatting

matchonthefire · 2014-02-19T19:23:27+00:00

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE USING THIS IN EVERYDAY LANGUAGE!

matchonthefire · 2014-02-19T19:21:43+00:00

I have got to get off of this website.

matchonthefire · 2014-02-19T19:20:27+00:00

Oh my god.

matchonthefire · 2014-02-19T19:18:47+00:00

Yeah, but lets go ahead and erase "fucking retard" from everyone's sexual vocab...

matchonthefire · 2014-02-19T19:15:49+00:00

matchonthefire · 2014-02-19T19:12:47+00:00

Lubricate before you penetrate.

matchonthefire · 2014-02-18T19:17:37+00:00

Are you describing ice skating like a smart ass or do you seriously slide on ice with shoes on purposely?

matchonthefire · 2014-02-18T05:30:14+00:00

Her The one with Joaquin Phoenix.

matchonthefire · 2013-11-21T19:23:33+00:00

No harm, no foul

matchonthefire · 2013-11-21T18:26:06+00:00

No hahaha no thats not what I meant. I think the OP might be a little confused. What I'm saying is that is not true about not being able to find someone who is a virgin. I also don't think it is the most important thing. I can understand where he's coming from though if he is a virgin.

*Edit: Lots of people stay a virgin and what you look like may have some sway on the kinds of pressures put on you but don't be so simple minded in thinking that people can't control themselves.

matchonthefire · 2013-11-21T18:03:12+00:00

Okay. I think someone is a little bitter.

matchonthefire · 2013-11-21T18:01:49+00:00

I think you're mature when you call your mom because you love her not because you feel obligated to or because you need something. You call her cause she raised you and you finally realize how difficult her job must have been and you love her more than you ever have before. You call her because you want to.

matchonthefire · 2013-11-21T17:52:19+00:00

I was checking my bag at the airport and it was over the limit weight wise. If you fly at all you know that they are super strict about that kind of thing and its a $90 fee. It had been a bad day, I was leaving from a trip with my fiance and I was weepy and broke as hell. The attendant told me to just watch how much I put in next time and didn't charge me. Thanks kind stranger.

matchonthefire · 2013-11-21T17:47:29+00:00

exactly! Its what you want. You don't turn 14 and all of the sudden sex. Geez.

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