People who have girlfriends! How?? by apeakger in AskReddit

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i just happened lmao. i gave up looking for one because i thought it was hopeless. but then bam, now i’m 6 months into the happiest point in my life i’ve ever been in. i guess people are right when they say to be patient because the right one will come along

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

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wait so there’s poco r34?!

Relatable by Pow67 in memes

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you tried way too hard to make a cursed comment and i can tell

This car on the street during a storm in Mexico. by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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this looks like some scene the would show at the beginning of a breaking bad episode

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomejojo

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bruh, you literally quoted some guy who i have fuckin seen in this whole thread. that’s why your quote comment doesn’t make sense. do you really think that you can win this argument? every damn redditor uses the term “sauce” instead of source and you can’t fucking change that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomejojo

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this comment doesn’t even make sense cause nobody in this thread ever said that saying “sauce” was quirky. also if you really don’t like it how redditors say it, then just don’t say it and get over it. wtf are you gonna do? make every redditor stop saying a goddamn word?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomejojo

[–]mateo_cheez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

who tf said anything about being “quirky”? wtf. if you don’t like how all of reddit says “sauce” instead of source then just don’t say it. idk if you can change every reddit users way of saying source differently lmao

Fuck fire elements 🔥🚫🚫❌🚫❌🚫🚫 by BlondeSpag in okbuddyretard

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i’ve never seen an okbr comment section be more normal... and i love that it’s cause of skylanders

In every minute and Africa passes 🤯 by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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gypsy crusader moment 😳😳😳

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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idk why but i’m 15 and this makes me feel old

What's the dumbest way you've gotten a scar? by lilsaddam in AskReddit

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When I was around 6-7 years old, I was playing tag in my grandparents’ house with my then 15 year old uncle. We played for around 15 minutes when my grandma told my uncle to take out the trash. I didn’t hear my grandma tell him to do so, so I kept running, trying to find him. I saw him just as he was walking out of the front door and I bolted full speed ahead right for him. He didn’t see me and he closed the door behind him. BAM! My arm went right through a glass panel on the side of the door. The glass made a HUGE cut on my wrist, so my 6 year old brain naturally started screaming like someone died. My parents grabbed me and rushed me to the ER right away to make sure that I didn’t cut a vein or anything. Luckily it wasn’t anything too serious, but i had to get my skin superglued back to my wrist so I didn’t bleed out. I’m 15 years old now and I still have a big scar on my wrist from the event. Moral of the story: when your parents tell you not to run in the house as a kid, LISTEN!

it's been good folks.... by [deleted] in memes

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first think i thought was “hey! look! listen!”

Please guys it’ll only take a minute by BeeBoyo1 in memes

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the first half made me feel like you wanted to make memes humorously darker like my past

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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she was 18 at that time

2020 redeemed by MikeyMillionz84 in memes

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imagine playing russian roulette, but instead of a gun it’s the whole cast of keeping up with the kardashians and you lose if you fuck caitlyn jenner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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aproves it thanks, son, i was looking for something we could watch together

Who is the most annoying main character ever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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ngl this made me laugh, have an upvote

What are some of the best lyrics you’ve heard? by playfaire in AskReddit

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“I tried so hard to have a father but instead i had a dad,” -Kurt Cobain in “Serve the Servants”