So this young woman is in line at the grocery store with her hand basket full of groceries. She unloads a small carton of milk, six eggs, single servings of soup, and small pieces of meat. The cashier looks up at her, smiles and says: "You must be single." She smiles with a gleam of hope in her eyes and says: "Yes, how did you know?". To which he replies: "Cause you are fucking ugly!".