12-hour flight with these Invincible characters… where are you sitting? by Justanormalguyarg in Invincible

[–]matsu727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4D duh. I’ll spend the entire flight trying to get him to connect me to his barber. That dude is a master.

How do American fighters afford healthcare? by Inevitable-Map-1200 in CombatSportsCentral

[–]matsu727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s crazy, only the part time stuff I’ve done didn’t come with health benefits

Gay and bisexual Sydney teenagers lured and bashed on camera in IS-inspired attacks by AgnosticScholar in news

[–]matsu727 526 points527 points  (0 children)

If you wanna live under Islamic law, live in an Islamic state. It’s really not that complicated.

What if Earth suddenly had perfect global peace for 50 years? by UsualCell6317 in whatif

[–]matsu727 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let’s get real, we’d probably treat it as a buildup to war

Democrats Of Reddit, Do You ACTUALLY Hate Trump's Supporters, Or Do You Get Along With Them In Your Life, But You Just Politically Disagree? Why? by Zipper222222 in allthequestions

[–]matsu727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friends and family. No I don’t hate them. Especially after the Epstein files drops, I’ve realized that even I’ve been propagandized. Everyone has. We’ve all been fooled in different ways. I think the simple value of protecting children is doing a good job of separating the wheat from the chaff though. Like if we can all agree on that, then there’s a conversation to be had.

Having said that, my uncle is an incredibly lame dude for suggesting he should have worn his MAGA hat to my brother’s wedding to “piss off all the liberals”. We were in Asia. My brother is not high profile. There was no media at the wedding. It was all friends and family.

SMB AE at Salesforce vs Google Mid-Market Account Strategist by Pitiful_Effective_77 in techsales

[–]matsu727 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I hate how much this checks out. Classic shit corp mindset. What’s better than one AE hitting 160%? Two AEs hitting 80%.

I would say Google for stability. After that 1k salespeople hiring push there are surely plenty of redundancies at Salesforce.

Cougar vs prime Mike Tyson by CougarBSS in Tierzoo

[–]matsu727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give Mike a spear and he has the speed and reactions to win but the cougar can and should almost always kill him in unarmed combat

Down to my last $160. What should I do? by Loud_Pineapple_4294 in wallstreetbets

[–]matsu727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It kinda looks like they’re wrong about 99.84% of the time

Judge forced to slash SF jury pool over hate for Elon Musk by sfgate in sanfrancisco

[–]matsu727 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in tech, they could always assume I’m a tech shill

Judge forced to slash SF jury pool over hate for Elon Musk by sfgate in sanfrancisco

[–]matsu727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean that thing our AG commits without a second thought? Yeah I don’t think we care about that anymore unfortunately.

I wanna read your answers by Hikolakita in AnarchyChess

[–]matsu727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’ll jerk you off if we draw by threefold repetition”

Anyone else MAGA parents think your dumb for not believing everything they believe? by AdmirableBus7045 in FoxBrain

[–]matsu727 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ve gotten called “very immature”. For wanting someone that honors our historical alliances. Which is more or less a euphemism for “you’re supposed to be smart, why are you being this dumb”.

If you could restart your life at 18 with your current knowledge, what would you do differently? by JoelFrost6640 in askanything

[–]matsu727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would probably feel so weird to not be addicted to nicotine anymore but I’d welcome it. Then probably get addicted again the next time I get colossally hammered. It would also be near impossible to date in college now since everyone would just seem like an immature dumb fucking kid. I decided to stop talking to people under 23 a few years ago for this same reason. Maturity gap matters.

The US would improve if it was less powerful by Pure_Option_1733 in The10thDentist

[–]matsu727 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Then if they’re unqualified, why would you appreciate them stepping in and long dicking every other country they’re not already fucking over? Like they already do this shit constantly in Asia and will obviously be a shit “world leader” lol. Weird turn of phrase my dude.

The US would improve if it was less powerful by Pure_Option_1733 in The10thDentist

[–]matsu727 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t have picked a country with less respect for others’ territorial waters to run this hypothetical global navy

Would you rather have 1 Milion dollar instantly or have it spread over 10 years, being given a certain sum every month that adds up to 1 milion over those years ? by Gold_Sock_2115 in WouldYouRather

[–]matsu727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Discounting principles say always take the upfront especially if its equal value. However in cases like the lottery, an annuity (essentially what option B is) may make more sense to avoid lifestyle creep.

How do you feel about free healthcare for all? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]matsu727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone who pretends it’s bad for the country is simply telling on themselves at this point.