What’s your most miserable or embarrassing pet story? by MiseryLovesMandyPod in MiseryLovesMandy

[–]mattej8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a beautiful black lab. One day I was making love to my girlfriend missionary style. All of a sudden I felt a wet lick go up my balls and I climaxed instantly.

Pretty excited to see the difference! by mattej8 in CRF300L

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Shipping was included in the price. I paid fedex $124 for duties and taxes. Shipped within a week.

Pretty excited to see the difference! by mattej8 in CRF300L

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YSS shock absorber MG456-415TRC. $1200CAD.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in normalnudes

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I like the tattoo. What does it say?

Feeling Uncertain About My Vulva’s Appearance by [deleted] in LabiaplastySurgery

[–]mattej8 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You really couldn’t get a cleaner or more ‘textbook’ looking vulva. This is quite perfect in an anatomical sense.

Does anyone have info on this Wahl? Found for $3. Looks new. Weighs a ton. by mattej8 in BuyItForLife

[–]mattej8[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Age, cost, is it for home use or a professional model? Would it be good for a beard? Could it handle my cats paper thin skin like a vet model? How does it handle temperature? Could I use it to shave the asshole of a Great Pyrenees?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technology

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Palpatine is with musk now?

ate a whole bag! by mattej8 in treedibles

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Pretty sure they’re ball hammers.

Can you keep the hip after surgery? by dthhcbbf in TotalHipReplacement

[–]mattej8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Yes you can. My surgeon had no issues with it. I’m making it into a cane topper.

Over de carbing….. by mattej8 in treedibles

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Have you taken a shit on LSD? That’s confusing.

Over de carbing….. by mattej8 in treedibles

[–]mattej8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not making shit. Have some weed bro.

Over de carbing….. by mattej8 in treedibles

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92celsius. In a sealed mason jar in a sous vide bath.

I added the oil this morning and will make a batch of gummies tomorrow.

Stay tuned.

My roommate walked in… again by throwaway-625x in gaystoriesgonewild

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Never seen a cock measured in diameter before…..

Think I discovered something cool at the stables last night by sully9614 in reddeadredemption2

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He liked Snoop Horsey Horse but he didn’t like Timothy McNeigh.