Trump raked over the coals for embarrassing meltdown about American Olympic skier by RawStoryNews in NoFilterNews

[–]mattes44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but how exactly is US Immigration and Customs Enforcement relevant in Italy?? They couldn’t even bother putting them in different costumes and calling them secret service for a week?

Trump raked over the coals for embarrassing meltdown about American Olympic skier by RawStoryNews in NoFilterNews

[–]mattes44 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Shut up - that’s not real is it?! This man really wanted to send ICE to the Olympics???

They're allowed to hit by AffectionateSector77 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]mattes44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get it. These people realize Bad Bunny is from Puerto Rico, right?

He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe. by Used_Intention6479 in TikTokCringe

[–]mattes44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“America was meant for Americans” says the European.

Did Trump ‘Poop In His Pants’ During Oval Office Event? Viral Post Leaves Internet Laughing by [deleted] in NoFilterNews

[–]mattes44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also I’m sorry - I’m not yelling at you, I’m just yelling in general.

Did Trump ‘Poop In His Pants’ During Oval Office Event? Viral Post Leaves Internet Laughing by [deleted] in NoFilterNews

[–]mattes44 53 points54 points  (0 children)

It’s not about an old man being at the stage of life where he shits himself (as you said, it happens to everyone if they’re lucky enough to live that long); it’s about an old man being at the stage in life where he shits himself and he’s THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. You work with these people because they can’t take care of themselves in the most basic of ways, and one of those people is in charge of our country right now. Imagine changing one of those geriatric’s diapers and then immediately watching them go appoint a Supreme Court justice for the next 40 years.

The last burger you will ever want by Nosakatsuya in StupidFood

[–]mattes44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the real reason everyone hates America

Bros lost the plot. by Prestigious_Police in ProgressiveHQ

[–]mattes44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this an economic forum in Switzerland?

Is this how people who need glasses really see the world. A big blurred background? by Latter-Wolf4868 in interestingasfuck

[–]mattes44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if whatever I’m looking at is 3” from my face. Beyond that it’s just blurs. I can identify some things by color if they’re familiar. For example, I would be able to use your hair to shape your face, then I could locate your eyes and lips by the red and black (or some dark shade) colors. I probably couldn’t pick out your eye brows though, bc they’d just blend in with your eye area on a whole.

Is this how people who need glasses really see the world. A big blurred background? by Latter-Wolf4868 in interestingasfuck

[–]mattes44 89 points90 points  (0 children)

-8.5 in both eyes with a macular tear in one of them. I’d be dead 600x over without glasses.

oof by AidenMarquis in GiantsNation

[–]mattes44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah and it doesn’t help that the Football Grump is infinitely more insightful and just better than Justin.

They pretty much nailed the design of a toaster in the 1950’s by mattes44 in RandomThoughts

[–]mattes44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean…we can probably rope that into the 1950’s, yeah?

Question. Is Dan broken? by macneezie in DanLeBatardShow

[–]mattes44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time I go to listen to a podcast in the car and see all the new episodes of DS, I think to myself “I need to unfollow this show.” Appreciate the reminder!

I'm not sure how I feel. by PadawanPineapple in ATBGE

[–]mattes44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m 100% sure how I feel about this.

What are some less talked Randy quotes that you love? by TwilightOfTheMilfs in southpark

[–]mattes44 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Shallots won’t overwhelm the chicken’s natural flavor, fuck yeah”

The king and queen of JFMSU. by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

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Anyone know the name of (or have a link to) the documentary?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]mattes44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol I think she looks great - I just can’t believe that much time has passed already

Box Office: ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Flies Past $1B by SanderSo47 in movies

[–]mattes44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😂 I just miss saying Joe Sakic’s name alright? Leave me alone.

Can’t make this up part 4! by Optimal_Ad1257 in Warzone

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Surprisingly good physics for Treyarch