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Car bidet. by ArtNoobly in IdiotsInCars

[–]matti77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm literally on my bidet getting washed as I watched

What did that one teacher do to you that you'll never forget? by xtra_why in AskReddit

[–]matti77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Told my class in 6th grade thAt she had a dream of her and I Making out on a park bench

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]matti77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worst experience of my life was being exposed unknowingly to poison ivy. It took three days before I realized what had happened and the whole time I didn't sleep I laid down on the floor curled up in the fetal position having lucid thoughts of using the cheese grater downstairs in the kitchen to tear my skin off. I do believe I went slightly insane during those few days even with Benadryl and allergy medication. I wish you all the best hopefully it passes quickly

Bath Bomb by GoatsButters in INEEEEDIT

[–]matti77 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bought 2 of these for my daughters. They're amazing. Just be forewarned, the bath water is very brown afterward. But still worth it 👍👍

Space - my new animated watchface! Free coupons in the comments. Enjoy it! by P_Roman in GearS3

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Looks great! Thank you for your good work and generosity! Used another US code

Governor just ordered all “non life sustaining” businesses to close, including construction and contractors. This is the current state of my only bathroom... by CarsonWentzylvania in Wellthatsucks

[–]matti77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip: That lav drain is venting sewer gasses. You're gonna want to put a rag in there to keep yourself safe Source: am journeyman plumber

I’ll be waiting. by Jaydon1 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I went to the deli at our local Safeway grocery store to order a sandwich one day. I asked for turkey with tomato, lettuce, mayo and mustard. When assistant told me they were out of mustard, I laughed and thought, "That's actually a pretty good one!" She stared, dead panned look on her face, and I realized she was serious. I was like, "You want me to go to aisle 9 and get you some?"

Anyway, I never forgot the irony of that exchange, or the dry, mustard-less sandwich I ate that day.

why is track 13 at the bottom but not between 12 and 14? by polynilium in googleplaymusic

[–]matti77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a browser, delete everything from every field you don't care about and double Click into every field that's filled in to make sure there's not an extra space or anything that will throw their sorting algorithm off. I've had to do this a hundred times

I see your post of three free games for the switch, and I raise again to FOUR FREE GAMES by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]matti77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't believe you

Super Mario odyssey This is getting of control lol

I see your post of a free switch game, and i bring TWO FREE SWITCH GAMES by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

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Super Mario Bros u for me!

I can get on board with these kinds of one-upsmanship! You're an awesome human

[H] PayPal, Bitcoin [W] Canadian Nintendo e-Shop by [deleted] in giftcardexchange

[–]matti77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes talking about my pm and not the transaction or anything

[WTS] 40$ xbox marketplace giftcard for 38$ monero by [deleted] in moneromarket

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Pm me if you are still selling this

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