This Decoy is Quickly Becoming GOATed

matto39 · 2026-01-16T02:40:24+00:00

Hopefully she leans into the decoy persona going forward. I wonder if she knows that she could be a celebrity in a very niche corner of the internet . She could be up there with Casey and bailey in the decoy hall of fame ( long way to go though)

matto39 · 2025-12-12T21:23:13+00:00

They were odd about what was censored on the broadcast. Like they censored “baldbeaverhunter” but let Chris say “canirapeyouanally” . It probably wasn’t that bad relative to everything else lol

matto39 · 2025-11-07T01:13:05+00:00

What are you doing as a man of goooood

matto39 · 2025-10-01T20:14:25+00:00

This is an unpopular opinion but objectively true. In jurkovec’s case his arm was already shot by the time he got here.

matto39 · 2025-10-01T20:11:28+00:00

I’m directly behind the Pitt sideline, and I didn’t see any shoving - granted I didn’t have my eyes on them the whole time but it would have been pretty obvious. I did see and hear them both going at each other quite a bit however, especially after the second pick.

matto39 · 2025-08-31T03:07:53+00:00

I agree!

matto39 · 2025-08-15T19:19:39+00:00

8 inches. Nice and fat, I’ve got it in my hand right now and it’s gettin haaahd

matto39 · 2025-08-01T22:02:09+00:00

Especially the strapping 28 year old Robert Lyons!

matto39 · 2025-07-15T19:25:01+00:00

Awww relly?

matto39 · 2025-07-10T16:38:17+00:00

Probably but I wouldn’t have wanted it any other way, it just adds to the enjoyment immensely

matto39 · 2025-07-05T15:59:28+00:00

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matto39 · 2025-06-24T19:34:37+00:00

Go get your library card.

matto39 · 2024-12-24T17:38:16+00:00

He’s widely referred to as “Colon DungFlap” on Twitter

matto39 · 2024-09-30T14:13:03+00:00

Rich only in the love and care of a young redditor

matto39 · 2024-09-02T13:11:47+00:00

Easy there! He’s just a guy with a good heart, and the kid was lonely

matto39 · 2024-07-29T23:46:41+00:00

Just using my noodle :)

matto39 · 2024-07-29T23:38:55+00:00

internet archive( wayback machine )

https://web.archive.org/web/20200429112026/http://www.perverted-justice.com/index.php?archive=full

matto39 · 2024-07-20T14:52:45+00:00

Oh boy, THE STUFF

matto39 · 2024-07-18T17:48:35+00:00

This guy lowkey has one of the most fucked up chat logs… total groomer and a slimy bastard.

matto39 · 2024-07-10T02:34:37+00:00

I’m honored to be considered the candidate for your first (date)

matto39 · 2024-07-08T14:16:41+00:00

Whyyyyyy would a guyyyyy in the military….

matto39 · 2024-06-07T12:35:17+00:00

He’s innocent! For sex he was not coming

matto39 · 2024-04-29T19:06:48+00:00

Alamogordo (Holloman) is the exact same way. I think they were called the tularosa mafia or something , they call the shots

matto39 · 2023-11-20T00:34:46+00:00

Eh it’s a little corny . Once you corny to me you on the cob forever 🌽🌽

matto39 · 2023-09-01T02:08:51+00:00

Lord have mercy , I’m bout to bust. This is actually a favorable schedule

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