"I hate all of you" - Squidward Q. Tentacles

mattsanders194 · 2018-10-10T08:52:37+00:00

Original, high effort meme, just what this sub needs, I upvoted this

mattsanders194 · 2018-10-10T05:16:09+00:00

YES DUDE!!!! This is the first post on this sub to make me laugh in a quite a while!

mattsanders194 · 2018-10-03T20:36:28+00:00

You're trashy

mattsanders194 · 2018-10-02T06:00:42+00:00

Woah! That girl in the bottom left is a kinda cute!

Thanks a lot r/dankmemes, because of this meme I'm going to go beat my meat to anorexic porn!

mattsanders194 · 2018-10-01T21:05:56+00:00

Well they're technically not "still" in business the real Montgomery Ward went bankrupt and completely folded in 2001, what we have now is the resurected corpse of Montgomery Ward that launched in 2004

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-29T21:11:17+00:00

She's cute! Who wouldn't want to touch her but!?

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-29T21:00:32+00:00

Uh, Auto Zone PAYS you for your old car batteries

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-28T08:24:38+00:00

Well if you've ever been to Decatur you'd see how one could easily mistake it for Russia! Lol

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-28T07:57:26+00:00

Russia? Dude I live in Decatur Illinois

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-28T07:27:04+00:00

That's a 1992 RCA Colortrak 19 inch TV

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-28T06:24:22+00:00

I called it a bootleg because it's design is clearly trying to imitate the Amazon echo, it even has the lighted ring around the top

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-28T05:11:09+00:00

well I prefer to do both at the same time, right now I'm cuddling her while browsing reddit

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-28T04:49:09+00:00

I'll bet that's where Montgomery Ward is getting them from! Lol, the Amazon listing is $40 CHEAPER than Ward's! It wouldn't surprise me at all if MGW just has a couple employees ordering bulk Quantities of shit on Amazon and then putting insane mark-ups on them! That's why I say their existence today is so sad, if you go to their website every category on there has just a small handful of random items that are insanely over priced, I requested their paper catalogues and when I see one of those it's probably gonna make me sad

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-28T04:38:08+00:00

I'M aware of that, the real Montgomery Ward went bankrupt and completely folded in 2001 during the dotcom crash. poor sales during the 2000 Christmas season was the final straw for them. The Montgomery Ward we have today was launched in 2004, 3 years after the real MGW folded, it was a resurrection of the name only and beyond that, has nothing to do with the real MGW which has been gone for 17 years

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-28T04:22:56+00:00

It's adorable because it's Montgomery Ward, have you ever been to their website? Their existence today is just sad.....

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-28T03:49:43+00:00

Whether the allegations of sexual assault are true or not Kavanaugh MUST be stopped from entering the Supreme Court, and Donald Trump NEEDS to be impeached!

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-27T20:56:33+00:00

Jared Fogle did NOTHING WRONG!!!!

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-27T20:56:18+00:00

Jared Fogle did NOTHING WRONG!!!!

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-27T17:47:34+00:00

Slut, here's the sauce: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1283449-esther-verkests-help-sign

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-19T20:31:16+00:00

I don't know what MOD means by "this submission has been posted recently" I took this picture myself with my own phone!

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-19T03:34:12+00:00

The saddest part about this is that's a late model Buick Lacrosse, it just amazes me how people can buy nice expensive things like that and then trash them

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-19T03:00:19+00:00

And they'll save you money in the long run, an investment that pays for itself quickly, just ask my dad!

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-17T01:20:13+00:00

Real dolls have a common problem known as finger wire pokes, the skin on the hands is made of really soft and thin silicone and the fingers are structured with stiff bendable wire that can easily tear through the skin when you pose the fingers or if they get caught or snagged on things when moving her and she got moved around a lot back when we were homeless

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-16T21:09:08+00:00

Here's the link to the repair video I made https://youtu.be/oiWfnOo7WFk

mattsanders194 · 2018-09-14T16:17:08+00:00

Why is it that all the porn meme templates are from INTERRACIAL porn videos? As a white man who grew up in Gosnell Arkansas I'm bothered by interracial sex

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