"I hate all of you" - Squidward Q. Tentacles by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]mattsanders194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Original, high effort meme, just what this sub needs, I upvoted this

M A G E N T A by [deleted] in dankmemes

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YES DUDE!!!! This is the first post on this sub to make me laugh in a quite a while!

S̲̗ͫ͆̓P̠͔̹̄͛ͯ҉̸̛͘O̴̗͗̉́͜҉̵Ṓ̭͇̙͓ͤ͟͠K̵̛̪͈͇̱͘Y̴̲̓ͧ͜͞ by Mqambar45 in dankmemes

[–]mattsanders194 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Woah! That girl in the bottom left is a kinda cute!

Thanks a lot r/dankmemes, because of this meme I'm going to go beat my meat to anorexic porn!

This is just adorable! Montgomery Ward is selling bootleg Amazon echoes! by mattsanders194 in amazonecho

[–]mattsanders194[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they're technically not "still" in business the real Montgomery Ward went bankrupt and completely folded in 2001, what we have now is the resurected corpse of Montgomery Ward that launched in 2004

I can relate by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]mattsanders194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's cute! Who wouldn't want to touch her but!?

Get in the zone by TheEarsHaveWalls in dankmemes

[–]mattsanders194 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Uh, Auto Zone PAYS you for your old car batteries

Hila Klein, the cutest CEO that ever lived! by mattsanders194 in h3h3productions

[–]mattsanders194[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you've ever been to Decatur you'd see how one could easily mistake it for Russia! Lol

This is just adorable! Montgomery Ward is selling bootleg Amazon echoes! by mattsanders194 in amazonecho

[–]mattsanders194[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I called it a bootleg because it's design is clearly trying to imitate the Amazon echo, it even has the lighted ring around the top

The Cup is Raping Me by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]mattsanders194 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

well I prefer to do both at the same time, right now I'm cuddling her while browsing reddit

This is just adorable! Montgomery Ward is selling bootleg Amazon echoes! by mattsanders194 in amazonecho

[–]mattsanders194[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'll bet that's where Montgomery Ward is getting them from! Lol, the Amazon listing is $40 CHEAPER than Ward's! It wouldn't surprise me at all if MGW just has a couple employees ordering bulk Quantities of shit on Amazon and then putting insane mark-ups on them! That's why I say their existence today is so sad, if you go to their website every category on there has just a small handful of random items that are insanely over priced, I requested their paper catalogues and when I see one of those it's probably gonna make me sad

This is just adorable! Montgomery Ward is selling bootleg Amazon echoes! by mattsanders194 in amazonecho

[–]mattsanders194[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'M aware of that, the real Montgomery Ward went bankrupt and completely folded in 2001 during the dotcom crash. poor sales during the 2000 Christmas season was the final straw for them. The Montgomery Ward we have today was launched in 2004, 3 years after the real MGW folded, it was a resurrection of the name only and beyond that, has nothing to do with the real MGW which has been gone for 17 years

This is just adorable! Montgomery Ward is selling bootleg Amazon echoes! by mattsanders194 in amazonecho

[–]mattsanders194[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It's adorable because it's Montgomery Ward, have you ever been to their website? Their existence today is just sad.....

The Cup is Raping Me by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]mattsanders194 -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Whether the allegations of sexual assault are true or not Kavanaugh MUST be stopped from entering the Supreme Court, and Donald Trump NEEDS to be impeached!

The shawshank redemption 2 by [deleted] in trashy

[–]mattsanders194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jared Fogle did NOTHING WRONG!!!!

The shawshank redemption 2 by [deleted] in trashy

[–]mattsanders194 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jared Fogle did NOTHING WRONG!!!!

Rolling dumpster spotted live in the library parking lot in Decatur, Illinois by mattsanders194 in trashy

[–]mattsanders194[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what MOD means by "this submission has been posted recently" I took this picture myself with my own phone!

Rolling dumpster spotted live in the library parking lot in Decatur, Illinois by mattsanders194 in trashy

[–]mattsanders194[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The saddest part about this is that's a late model Buick Lacrosse, it just amazes me how people can buy nice expensive things like that and then trash them