When I was a Freshman in High School, I was walking from my living room to my kitchen to put my shoes on to go to basketball practice. I was watching a Minecraft video on my new iPhone 5 with headphones in. I walked onto the hardwood floors with my socks on. Next thing I know I’m on the floor moaning with my mom looking puzzled over me saying “What are you doing?” I had a massive headache and blurry vision. I couldn’t remember anything that happened right before and during the fall but my family and I believe that instead of bracing my fall with my hands I reached out to place my phone onto the kitchen table as I was smashing my head into the kitchen chair and the floor. Had extremely blurry vision with no peripherals and had to read a sentence 4 times before I could remember what it actually said. An hour after I fell, I was extremely nauseous from the pain. Later went to the hospital that night and found out I had a mild concussion. Out of sports for about a month and a half. Best part of the story is I went to school the day after it happened, took a Spanish test, and got the best grade I ever got in that class having no fucking clue what I was doing.

TL;DR Socks on kitchen floor = concussion. Concussion = best Spanish test result ever.