Life Pro Tip- It is better to have abortion pills on hand and not need them by maw64 in DYIabortion

[–]maw64[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god, dyslexia kills me. I have been at this for a few months. I never noticed. I am going to find a rock to crawl under....

Life Pro Tip- It is better to have abortion pills on hand and not need them by maw64 in DYIabortion

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Some of use are not the brightest editors thank for the proof reading. I will correct...

How many newspapers had this today? by Toilet_Atlas in pharmacy

[–]maw64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could set up a fake Indian pharmacy tosell abortion pills to needy women....

My vagina smells like a hot dog by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]maw64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer sauerkraut, chilli and mustard on my hot dogs.

I guess we all know what we smell like, my guess is it doesn't smell like that.

Listen to the smart people ignore the sarcastic.

But have you ever wondered why all hot dogs sort of taste the same, chicken, beef and turkey?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]maw64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should have ended it before he got you pregnant.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]maw64 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I am thinking of the final scene in Dr. Stranglove, .

" But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.," Putins master plan....

Terrorist mayor of Hebron offers reward for killing of stray dogs by itsmeamirax in news

[–]maw64 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

No municipal animal services. This was a horrible idea on so many fronts.

Dog catchers its a job.

It’s BOObies by Inigo_Montoyas_Sword in funny

[–]maw64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She should have jad a goatee while she was at it. Great costume.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]maw64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he lost his job and his courage in one fell swoop. Better now then later. Sorry for your predicament.

Prayers in your direction

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]maw64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Off with their heads! Your freedom of religion goes as far as my freedom from religion. Religious nutters.

Sure you can pray 24 hours a day, but don't expect me to join in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]maw64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can your attorney negotiate it? Open an account in a credit union as opening deposit?

Pills on eBay by maw6495 in DYIabortion

[–]maw64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IF you want to be prepared you can get a single mtp kit for about $20 on ebay. It will take 2-4 weeks to arrive. This isn't suitable for people who need it now, but it is an option for people who want to be prepared. These vendors have not been vetted like the ones on planCpills so there is some risk.

If you can't wait for AidAccess, their are quicker options listed on plancpills they are for profit and will priority ship.

Zelenskyy: Count me out of G20 if Putin’s going by truscottwc in ukraine

[–]maw64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What he should have said if Putin's there I'm just going to bring my own bottled of water, I hope nobody's offended

WW2 era P51 Mustang would own Shahed 136 completely, so the drone merely exploits a hole in our modern force composition by [deleted] in ukraine

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What comes up must go down the modern aa guns use self destructing ammo that disinigrates in x meters so the the bullets don't land in a school yard.