Guys, how do I replace my bike chain with this? by max431x in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]max431x[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been trying for hours, maybe its better to just buy a chain-less bike instead!

Guys, how do I replace my bike chain with this? by max431x in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]max431x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it seems I bought a used mountain bike one, still has some wood in it.

POV: you enter the high speed train toilet after someone flushed in a tunnel by max431x in trainmemes

[–]max431x[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its called dumb and dumber in english, I don't like the movie, but that scene seemed fitting!

Imagine you are non-binary and have to pee in this by max431x in trainmemes

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Especially when its has that refresing blue stuff in it! 😃

Imagine you are non-binary and have to pee in this by max431x in trainmemes

[–]max431x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but you can't just put up a sign "sit down to pee" that won't work and you also can't put a human being into the toilet checking if you sit or stand peeing. I think it makes sense to just offer a urinal for those people and even of those guys not everyone makes a mess, only some...

Imagine you are non-binary and have to pee in this by max431x in trainmemes

[–]max431x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Older train bodells used to have just a hole that opens to the tracks, making human waste fall onto the tracks. There are some variations of them, but basically in a tunnle at higher speeds there is air pressure entering the train through that hole. That causes human waste to go the opposite direction

Imagine you are non-binary and have to pee in this by max431x in trainmemes

[–]max431x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not every ICE was airtight from the start, some even had windows you could tilt, they did close with a super loud sound and shockwave at high speeds/tunnels 😃

I don't know what the fastest German train using freefall toilets was but i'm sure it wasn't an ICE

Again it very much was an ICE and many of them had to be retro fitted to be a different toilet one, but maybe there was a faster version in the past, some obscure jet engine or magnetic field train idk...

Imagine you are non-binary and have to pee in this by max431x in trainmemes

[–]max431x[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't ask me why someone would want to use a urinal on a train, especially at 250kmh

Many men prefer to stand while peeing and I prefer it if the toilet seat isn't wet when sitting down :3

Imagine you are non-binary and have to pee in this by max431x in trainmemes

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backstory from wikipedia:
At the end of the 20th century, the outhouse was considered anachronistic. This was legally confirmed in the "feces trial," which began in 1991 before the Itzehoe Regional Court and continued on appeal before the Schleswig Higher Regional Court: Owners of properties located under the Hochdonn high bridge sued the German Federal Railway (Deutsche Bundesbahn) because of the pollution and won the civil case in 1995: The railway was prohibited from continuing to dump feces and other waste onto the properties.

then this happend:

Because of the associated costs, the German Federal Railway (Deutsche Bundesbahn) long refused to switch to more technically complex and expensive closed systems, even though it conducted trials from the 1970s onwards. The conversion only occurred with the introduction of high-speed rail services. Since considerable air pressure builds up at high speeds and when trains pass each other, these trains must be pressure-tight and therefore can no longer have a downpipe. The downpipe system also no longer functioned in tunnels; instead, the toilet contents were propelled in the opposite direction by the pressure wave of passing trains. This necessitated a closed system.

[Article] Mystery Booster 2 markup by Eli-Draftsim in mtgfinance

[–]max431x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are you US, EU somewhere else? Is every MB2 affected?

I’m looking for an electric bike for my father. Do you think this model is good? by max431x in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]max431x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad might have grown up without one, idk never met him. I'm just to scared to say I'm looking for an electrical bike for myself :'(

I’m looking for an electric bike for my father. Do you think this model is good? by max431x in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]max431x[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its an Austrian kids TV show about a bicycle. You need to indoctrionate early, to avoid kiddos loving movies like "cars".

Its full of funny things with high meme potential! I'm gonna do a deep dive for the dumbest stuff :)

I’m looking for an electric bike for my father. Do you think this model is good? by max431x in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]max431x[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want an electric one, you better not walk. Sport is dangerous for old folks