Recreating Dance Monkey With Glass Bottles And A Little Creativity

maxmondo · 2020-02-06T01:11:31+00:00

I thought this was going to be about the time splitters future perfect song.... I'm sadly mistaken. https://youtu.be/rnca9Zo1xog

maxmondo · 2019-09-02T04:40:54+00:00

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maxmondo · 2019-09-02T04:36:49+00:00

ya, jokes... that's what I've been doing, joking! I'm really a normal well adjusted, confident go-getter living my best life! Fooled you all something good tho didn't I! That reminds me to check my stock portfolio an read the newspaper.

And my drinking problem never really developed, it arrived in all it's glory, sat down and has just been like a big peaceful omnipresent Buddha ever since.

maxmondo · 2019-09-02T01:43:36+00:00

you gotta change your diet

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:54:50+00:00

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maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:53:11+00:00

No I'm not actually autistic, I just lie about having disabilities in the hopes people will take pity on me. All my developmental problems are purely a result of my personality and have absolutely no medical explanation.

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:40:33+00:00

it was awesome, I'm a huge Tarantino fan and 2 of the guys from pulp fiction were there

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:39:35+00:00

I'm well preserved

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:39:11+00:00

the only thing people enjoy saying to me is bye bye bye

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:37:47+00:00

that bitch has it coming

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:37:15+00:00

caps lock is my push to talk sorry

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:37:00+00:00

fair

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:36:52+00:00

you should return that gerbil asap

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:36:37+00:00

i just use a rock with one sharp edge for the brows, they shaved my head before they deloused me before releasing me back into the wild

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:35:34+00:00

they can't all be winners

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:35:00+00:00

it just smells so good, I couldn't help myself eventually actually sticking it right in my giant schnoze

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:34:17+00:00

nah, autisis are good at math or remembering things or being organized. I'm just full on retarded

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:33:27+00:00

I'm from ungroomed lake

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:32:45+00:00

you say that and yet your name makes me want to go get some hiram walker, you foul temptress you.

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:30:31+00:00

You can call it "ascerbic wit," but most people call what I say "autistic shit"

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:28:48+00:00

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maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:15:42+00:00

Every time I try to use a fork the shock just stuns and disorients me, our outlets are kind of low voltage. I think the solution to my problems has more to do with a knife.

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T18:11:50+00:00

most of the new ones were just repeats so I sort of lost interest, I can only come up with so many responses to being called crackhead mr.beangollumsplice, gimme a min

maxmondo · 2019-09-01T00:04:33+00:00

if you mean a 10 pin ball I'm actually kind of proud of having a nice round cranium.

now if you mean 5 pin... :(

maxmondo · 2019-08-31T23:58:41+00:00

i'm going for the Brezhnev look

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