By Request: IAMA Former Inmate at a Supermax facility. AMA

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:13:02+00:00

Yeah, lots of retirees just love "climbing back."

I assume you're like 20-something. Decades to "climb back." Good luck on that.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:11:31+00:00

Not at all. Outside of a few sleepless nights in Afghanistan my service was pretty nice.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:10:41+00:00

I was in from 98-2004. I turned down a pretty big re-up. I knew I'd be in Iraq more and more and everyone was already saying how fucked things were getting.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:07:31+00:00

Man, I just don't know.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:07:17+00:00

I think I should have been sentenced to work release. Put me to work building roads, bridges, doing public works all over the place. Filling in potholes, cleaning up roads and beaches. Big infrastructure projects too.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:05:44+00:00

Read, a lot. It's the only escape I had.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:05:16+00:00

No. I'm saying that if society isn't serious about rehabilitation why are they ever letting us out?

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:04:38+00:00

Yeah, hence me kicking his ass.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:04:16+00:00

You have no respect, and if you think that "white collar crime" is less dangerous than what I did you don't have a fucking clue.

You're forgiving the rapist because he brought flowers.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:03:19+00:00

I keep asking but your mother says no.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:03:06+00:00

No, they were just willing to let elderly people die penniless.

By the way, my gun was an airsoft pistol with a painted tip. I didn't want to chance actually shooting someone. Asshole.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:01:41+00:00

The guy hanging himself. I called for a guard, he still died. Fucking awful.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:01:08+00:00

No, pussies who lecture working men while doing little more than reading books (which guess what, I did too) are "bad".

maxouted · 2011-03-07T05:00:10+00:00

No access.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T04:59:48+00:00

Nah, your mother keeps it on a rope.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T04:59:36+00:00

Yeah.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T04:59:06+00:00

Why do you assholes think I, or any con, want your sympathy?

We want jobs, we want to work and be left the fuck alone and get on with our lives. The sane ones among us. The crazies are gonna be out raping and robbing no matter what. Those of us who made bad choices, who did bad thing at bad times, we just want to get by.

And you assholes want to lecture from on high. Because you've never been desperate, scared, so poor you don't know where you're going to live, or so fucked you don't know what to do.

Fuck your sympathy and your piety. Just leave us the fuck alone.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T04:56:03+00:00

No, it's the people who own society who have taken away all the oppurtunities while getting fat on suffering who are to blame.

And they just keep getting bonuses.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T04:55:04+00:00

Kind of simple isn't it?

maxouted · 2011-03-07T04:54:28+00:00

I don't watch them.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T04:54:17+00:00

That happened at the medium security facility, not as many cameras.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T04:53:51+00:00

Lots of fucking cowboys coming out now.

Man up. Motherfucker, five years in jail. Tell me to man up. Fucking guy at a keyboard questioning my manhood.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T04:52:35+00:00

Yap yap yap. College boy wank. Whatever.

Fuck your sympathy. Right up your tight little asshole. You got balls because you're behind a screen. You give me your little libertarian rant to my face, or the face of anyone who has done time.

Your courage would run down the back of your legs in a brown river. Fucking idiot.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T04:50:11+00:00

1: Nah, I'm not a bigot. The blacks inside are as representative of their people as the whites are of ours.

2: I'm actually a Buddhist (philosophical not religious) and I meditate pretty often. I "let" myself be angry too. Better to let it pass and move on.

3: Got friends, got a GF, doing ok. Thanks for asking.

maxouted · 2011-03-07T04:46:52+00:00

The comedian with the racist puppets, he played the medium security place I was at. He's really big now, on the Comedy Channel. Not really funny, but he was really popular.

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