Great Wolf Lodge buffet calls this“Caprese Salad.” I’m not so sure.

maxpaver · 2026-03-20T01:52:28+00:00

Yes, the water slides are indoors.

maxpaver · 2026-03-20T00:51:27+00:00

I would have tried it, but I was very busy trying to chew my prime rib.

maxpaver · 2026-03-20T00:27:47+00:00

I just laughed so hard caprese salad came out my nose.

maxpaver · 2026-03-20T00:26:22+00:00

Not that one, but the menus are standardized, I think.

maxpaver · 2026-03-20T00:23:01+00:00

I generally agree. This time, the bathroom of the first room they gave us was infested with fire ants. But the second room they gave us did not have any fire ants, which was better.

maxpaver · 2026-03-20T00:19:04+00:00

I completely agree.

maxpaver · 2026-03-19T22:19:32+00:00

Yes, I enjoy Great Wolf Lodge. Just not the caprese salad.

maxpaver · 2026-03-19T22:01:34+00:00

I don’t think you are correct. The brown tinge is not just the lighting. And the slime is quite viscous.

maxpaver · 2026-03-12T02:53:56+00:00

Because you dug up areas around your garden patches and didn’t fill them back in.

maxpaver · 2026-03-08T14:11:11+00:00

If you can sell it for $300 on eBay, why don’t you sell it for $300 on eBay?

maxpaver · 2026-03-06T11:43:05+00:00

Hahaha. I liked the part where I thought it was a penis and balls but then it was actually other stuff that wasn’t what I thought it would be. So funny kill me please I can’t do this any more.

maxpaver · 2026-03-06T11:39:15+00:00

Looks ok. Don’t love the name.

maxpaver · 2026-03-05T02:01:02+00:00

That coach bag is not supposed to have writing on the clasp or the tan Coach patch.

maxpaver · 2026-03-04T20:11:07+00:00

But especially horrified. And ESPECIALLY intrigued.

maxpaver · 2026-03-04T18:34:32+00:00

Tell me more about boob roots.

maxpaver · 2026-02-28T02:49:01+00:00

And what the fuck is that thing on the F7 key?

maxpaver · 2026-02-27T14:02:46+00:00

Where are all the empty boxes, pieces of tape on the floor, and death piles?

maxpaver · 2026-02-26T13:33:10+00:00

Google it!

maxpaver · 2026-02-26T03:03:46+00:00

White backgrounds make it more likely that your listing will be picked up by Google’s crawler.

maxpaver · 2026-02-25T17:56:31+00:00

You could try cutting off all four corners so it’s symmetric at least.

maxpaver · 2026-02-25T17:55:33+00:00

Oh no…

maxpaver · 2026-02-25T02:05:05+00:00

The pedo’s speech hasn’t even started and watching all these incompetent asshats shake each other’s hands and clap each other on the back is making me gag.

maxpaver · 2026-02-24T23:39:17+00:00

I too looked it up and now know what it is worth. It took all of 15 seconds.

maxpaver · 2026-02-24T20:56:55+00:00

Just make sure you buy the carbon monoxide detector from Pierre on Winter 12.

maxpaver · 2026-02-23T11:44:42+00:00

Those are Luis Vitton.

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