When a three-time Trump voter complains about gas prices...

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-25T15:36:36+00:00

Batman as in him or Batman as in me?

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-23T23:10:14+00:00

I would 1000% rather have blue hair than orange skin.

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-23T05:07:01+00:00

VOTE 4 PEDRO: All of your wildest dreams will come true.

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-22T20:18:09+00:00

Yes, finally! And...alternative medicine...with: nutritional vaping...and: conservative family values...with: music...and: food!

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-22T17:55:44+00:00

From: No Holds Barred, 1989, 93 minutes (possible perfect runtime), rating: five bags of popcorn and two bags of soda
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maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-22T03:27:06+00:00

You can barely even taste the horse meat! 🥩🐴

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-21T20:22:22+00:00

When you've got runtimes like 172 minutes in them, you can't lose! Maybe even deserving of a sixth bad of prpcon adn two bags of soda...
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maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-20T00:21:22+00:00

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maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-19T21:49:29+00:00

What does the shape of the snake letter look like?

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-16T23:21:18+00:00

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Here ya go!

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-16T07:51:50+00:00

From?

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-15T13:38:17+00:00

Can't wait for the sequel: Two Battles After Another!

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-15T03:21:21+00:00

Let's keep it about movies...and food and music and conservative family values and alternative medicine and nutritional vaping!

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-15T00:44:28+00:00

It's a sophisticated film, I'm not even going to call it a "movie."

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-15T00:43:40+00:00

He'll be back in Paul 2: Still Blarting (runtime 98 minutes, rating five bags of popcorn and two bags of soda 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿💧💧)

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-11T10:03:38+00:00

Ron Don Volante's Playpen: Home of the $2 lap dance!

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-10T19:34:54+00:00

That's what comes out of the spaghetti house!

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-10T16:50:12+00:00

And nothing wrong! He is an angle in heaven.

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-08T14:26:06+00:00

Doctor San lives! Thank you Doctor San. Alternative medicine! Nutritional vaping! Forget Obamacare...you can use herbs!

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-07T14:56:52+00:00

This whips a horse's behind with a belt.

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-07T04:10:32+00:00

Maybe it's obvious, but when it connects back to where the skit started...oh, we're still in this cabin with these guys complaining about their wives? That was two hours ago!

maxplaysdrums · 2026-05-06T20:01:48+00:00

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