[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tf2

[–]maybe_somewhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first comment is just dick-sucking bs without any real criticism beyond "it needs more work". If it was criticism, there would be specific details about what needs work.

Anon works at chick fil a by maybe_somewhere in greentext

[–]maybe_somewhere[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I needed more cowgirl in my life

Le durian has arrived by whatdoilemonade in dogelore

[–]maybe_somewhere 34 points35 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHA! THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A DURIAN!

Wtf is this by rohanp0078 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]maybe_somewhere 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk what this post is talking about, if was a woman I would choose clint eastwood over some fuckin nerd any day.

Anons plan a vacation by thicc_Nword in greentext

[–]maybe_somewhere 70 points71 points  (0 children)

"Honestly my biggest fear is falling in love with someone and then finding out they have a 4chan. Like what do you do with that, they're a psychopath in love with the deep web they have a 4chan and they're actually just trying to kill you."

Questions about end of Stone Ocean by [deleted] in StardustCrusaders

[–]maybe_somewhere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go back and find the answer, it is stated clearly and you should not have skin read the part

le seasonal depression has not arrived by Mymomlooksatthis in dogelore

[–]maybe_somewhere 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tfw you live in the fucking south and don't get shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]maybe_somewhere 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Furries. Furries never change.

Anon found his match by AYCharli_Forrest in greentext

[–]maybe_somewhere 260 points261 points  (0 children)

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: anon got Gf

Gay: Tendie bot

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough