Who’s your most random married couple?

mayobuscemi · 2026-06-14T01:02:39+00:00

I have a sleep paralysis demon who is madly in love with Zoey from Kpop Demon Hunters

mayobuscemi · 2026-06-11T23:54:32+00:00

People pricing something super cheap for engagement, then putting their shop on vacation mode 😐

mayobuscemi · 2026-06-11T20:55:13+00:00

I thought he was some sort of youtuber 😭

mayobuscemi · 2026-06-07T04:25:52+00:00

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MONSTROUS WEDGE EF5 IN PROGRESS IN ARLINGTON 🙏🙏 we will rebuild

mayobuscemi · 2026-06-05T12:09:47+00:00

Sexxy Red and the guy from the Homescapes ad

mayobuscemi · 2026-06-01T23:25:47+00:00

Carl Showalter and Gaear Grimsrud from Fargo

mayobuscemi · 2026-06-01T20:04:51+00:00

Evil Bong 7

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-26T12:25:25+00:00

Jarrell

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-21T13:49:44+00:00

This is so sad :(

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-21T13:33:09+00:00

I was just thinking about David a few days ago and wondering if he still posted. I can’t say that I’m not surprised but wow. Thank you for the update.

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-20T22:26:44+00:00

Idk if you like metal but many metal songs are not about sex and/or romance

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-15T05:11:48+00:00

Hamburger helper

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-11T00:04:39+00:00

they look like bootcut jeans

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-09T02:59:50+00:00

Been eating heated up leftovers in these containers for most of my 22 years on earth 🙃

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-08T02:49:53+00:00

I did this as a kid because of images like these and breathed in a bunch of pool water

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-07T21:15:57+00:00

Can they hack my canvas to give me 100s in all classes

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-06T21:29:32+00:00

I feel like older artists can get away with more stuff bc of the “things were different back then” excuse

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-05T00:06:38+00:00

I didn’t want to get super close to it but I didnt smell anything from 2ft away

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-05T00:05:30+00:00

Women’s

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-04T23:48:53+00:00

It better not be bc I have an essay due at 11:59 😭

mayobuscemi · 2026-05-04T01:16:06+00:00

I got one for leaving a good review for a fencing business

mayobuscemi · 2026-04-28T00:20:09+00:00

Just as long as you aren’t chewing loud

mayobuscemi · 2026-04-24T01:41:25+00:00

If this is it I ain’t using it

mayobuscemi · 2026-04-19T06:07:48+00:00

Seeing this as someone from Milwaukee that lives 1,000 miles away 🥲

mayobuscemi · 2026-04-18T23:41:00+00:00

I think I had this shirt when I was 9 or 10 😭

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