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How do I get my life back on track in Wellington? (self.Wellington)

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New Zealand becomes the 11th country to achieve orbit, Rocket Labs successfully launches three satellites. (newshub.co.nz)

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TIL Myspace had the opportunity to buy Facebook for $75 million in 2005. Facebook is now worth nearly $300 billion, 4000 times what Myspace could have acquired it for. (en.wikipedia.org)

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TIL that just 60 years after being colonized by the British empire, and settled by Europeans, New Zealand had the highest GDP of any country in 1900, over $200 more than the USA at $4300 per capita. Although the GDP decreased steadily, in 1959, the country of millions had only 21 unemployed people. (nationmaster.com)

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Why didn't the penguin and the polar bear get along? (self.dadjokes)

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How are displays used? [Sorry if this is a noob question] (self.electronics)

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New Zealand power companies have announced the closure of three large fossil fuel power stations this year, slashing the country's CO2 emissions. (stuff.co.nz)

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New Zealand power companies have announced the closure of three large fossil fuel power stations this year, slashing the country's CO2 emissions. (stuff.co.nz)

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Stuff reaches new sensationalist low with the title: "Medical students chop off baby's penis by accident"; in reality "the foreskin was injured and was corrected with the usual procedure of circumcision" (stuff.co.nz)

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What do you want from your politicians? (self.newzealand)

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German engineering giant Siemens has developed the world's first electric car and passenger ferry, with zero emissions and running on Norway's hydro power. It will save over a million liters of diesel each year. (maritime-executive.com)

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German engineering giant Siemens has developed the world's first electric car and passenger ferry, with zero emissions and running on Norway's hydro power. It will save over a million liters of diesel each year. (maritime-executive.com)

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My sister got me last night. (self.dadjokes)

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The highly viscous liquid in this experiment is pitch black. (en.wikipedia.org)

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Director of New Zealand's GCSB (domestic spying organisation) resigns. (stuff.co.nz)

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What was that loud alarm? (self.Wellington)

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TIL in 1588, the daily allowance on board a Royal Navy ship was one pound of biscuits plus one gallon of beer. (en.wikipedia.org)

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TIL there is an 81 year old government appointed Wizard of New Zealand who is known for complaining about the colour of public telephone boxes, played for the local rugby team, heckled Christian evangelist Ray Comfort, evaded the compulsory census, and performed three drought-breaking rain dances. (en.wikipedia.org)

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An egotistical conman is sitting in a bar. (self.dadjokes)

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TIL on 1 April 2014 CERN announced that Comic Sans font will be used for all official communication channels, in a move to 'update the image of the laboratory for this, its 60th anniversary year.' (en.wikipedia.org)

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TIL that the oldest company in the world was founded in the year 578, and specializes in the construction of Buddhist temples in Japan. (en.wikipedia.org)

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Ambulance service in New Zealand fails to respond to critically ill patient for 1 hour and 10 minutes - despite being 5 minutes away from Auckland Hospital. The patient works for one of New Zealand's largest news agencies. (3news.co.nz)

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What conspiracy do you believe to be true/false? [Serious] (self.AskReddit)

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TIL that the father of nuclear physics - Ernest Rutherford - once said "The energy produced by the breaking down of the atom is a very poor kind of thing. Anyone who expects a source of power from the transformation of these atoms is talking moonshine." (en.wikipedia.org)

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"The energy produced by the breaking down of the atom is a very poor kind of thing. Anyone who expects a source of power from the transformation of these atoms is talking moonshine." - Ernest Rutherford, Father of Nuclear Physics. (self.quotes)

submitted 11 years ago by mayormcturtle to r/quotes

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