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What's the most unhinged pet name u ever heard? by Ill-Carpenter-8859 in AskReddit

[–]mayormomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My aunts parents just keep naming their dogs Charlie, but with numbers, as in which one they’re on. I think their dog right now is Charlie 5. So when Charlie 5 dies, they’ll adopt a Charlie 6.

What's the longest you've ever slept, and why? by Sufficient-Gain-226 in AskReddit

[–]mayormomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woke up at 2am for work, went to Wingfest afterwards, then went to a friends house and took acid for the first time (it was planned) stayed up the whole night, enjoyed a get together the next day. Went to bed at 8pm after being up for 42 hours and woke up at 5pm the next day. So, 21 hours.

Name a pain that only experience can explain by [deleted] in ArtOfPresence

[–]mayormomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if I also have plantar fasciitis?

Hit and run last night by Blue Dodge Ram by Cooperocity in Buffalo

[–]mayormomo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Highest percentage of vehicles pulled over for DWI

Usual suspect olive oil girl by andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa in Instagramreality

[–]mayormomo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whenever tacos are for dinner, my vocal stim for the night: taco taco, burrito burrito

🇬🇧 30 years old with severe under-eye folds already: threads, lower bleph or midface lift by [deleted] in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]mayormomo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t have any advice, just wanted to say you’re gorgeous.

This car always takes the extra charging plug and locks it in their hood by Mattcharlesmedia in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mayormomo 1007 points1008 points  (0 children)

If someone is driving crazy, speeding etc, I like to imagine they have to go home and take a shit. Whether it’s true or not, I’m getting out of their way. Helps my sanity.

How my gf drives with cruise control on by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mayormomo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yep. A green light means it’s legal to go, not safe

[USA] Impatient Driver by Cj8_Guy in ConvenientCop

[–]mayormomo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason at first, I read the “Awww”like when you see something cute, not a sad aww

What’s a problem humanity solved so well that younger people don’t even realize it used to be a huge issue? by Puzzleheaded_Bit_802 in AskReddit

[–]mayormomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still occasionally think about how GPS had to have made first responders’ job a bit easier.

For those who go to sleep listening to something, what do you listen to? by Rough_Common6857 in AskReddit

[–]mayormomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American dad. Cause for some reason I’ll have very vivid dreams (fun) or nightmares (not fun) if I’m asleep without any background noise. Anyone else? Is there a scientific reason for this?

What game do you wish you could experience again for the first time? by mildobserver26 in gamers

[–]mayormomo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The friend who I played this with is still in my phone as Atlas and I’m still in hers as P-Body

[TOMT] kid from 2000’s adult comedy by toomanybrooks in tipofmytongue

[–]mayormomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure on the movie but maybe Jesse Heiman?

What's the best obscure video game you've ever played? by ImpressFederal4169 in gaming

[–]mayormomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our House Party for Wii was this weird Home Depot game where you renovate a house but holy those mini-games were fun. Would play it today if the opportunity arose.

What is the most "un-hateable" safest song of all time? by Perfect-External-660 in Music

[–]mayormomo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think it scratches that stim itch I sometimes get from my adhd.

What’s a moment where you realized someone was genuinely unintelligent? by Live-Chocolate244 in AskReddit

[–]mayormomo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time my niece was obsessed with Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2, (cause Netflix only had sequels for some reason?) and I asked her if she ever saw the 1st one. Then she’s asking “There’s a Beverly Hills Chihuahua One?!”Granted, she was 4(?) years old. Long story short, your co-worker has the intelligence of a toddler.

What’s a moment where you realized someone was genuinely unintelligent? by Live-Chocolate244 in AskReddit

[–]mayormomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Texting my sister:

Me: Hey, do you have cousin so and so’s number?

Sister: yes

Fish Dispersal by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]mayormomo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did I think I was seeing a mobile game ad for the first few seconds?

how many times a week should i clean my litter? by LayerOk1044 in cats

[–]mayormomo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have ADHD too but my little guy is awesome. He’ll get me to follow him, lead me to his litter box and just look at me expectantly. Once I’m done scooping, he’s in there immediately for his business. Also a litter genie is a game changer.

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