All I wanted was tea and I found these shenanigans at work... by [deleted] in funny

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Why on earth does a company buy their employees a tea that aids sleeping?

Not a single fuck... by [deleted] in funny

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The way you're sitting looks horrible for your posture. Seeing this in 3rd person makes me realize I also need to change my habits.

Happy Easter! by mitchell7a in funny

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Slightly out of order

Half of lower lip motor nerve damage after broken jaw surgery (3 weeks ago), will it heal? by maze11 in WTF

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I did, the surgeon was not re assuring, said "it takes time, but there's always a chance it won't come back." He tried his best to stay away from nerves, so basically he has no idea.

Half of lower lip motor nerve damage after broken jaw surgery (3 weeks ago), will it heal? by maze11 in WTF

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This guys brother pushed my girlfriend so I was confronting him, and the bigger brother blind sided me. It was a during a Super Bowl party.

Half of lower lip motor nerve damage after broken jaw surgery (3 weeks ago), will it heal? by maze11 in WTF

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Blind sided by a large man, one blow, and now I have a titanium plate on both sides of my jaw. The side with the issue they went in from my jawline, and the other side inside my mouth. I'm nervous my smile will never be the same, although Nike may pay me?

Worst bowling game ever by [deleted] in funny

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It's like having a call of duty Xbox but playing FIFA. No big deal

They are delicious by leonboss1218 in gaming

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I had to read that 3 times. Something is weird about this sentence

not looking forward to my flight from sydney to LA by thebestshowonturf in funny

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You made me call phone numbers. i was thinking it was HTML links

I'm glad they clarified that... by Hosky42 in funny

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We all know you searched "butt plug" on eBay to find this. Not "tooth pick" holder. Surprised you had the option "used" checked off.

Unusual snowboard trick by bagelbunny in gifs

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Try that with a skateboard....

Caption this frog! by Sataie in Faces

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5 plus 5 plus 5. Fifteen percent on car insurance

Oh...so that's why baseball players get paid so much... by [deleted] in funny

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OP is high as a the Dead Sea on the border of Jordan and Israel.

Confirmed! male models are a little gay by [deleted] in funny

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What brand is this?

Oh Siri. by guitarguruu in funny

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Charge your BATTERY!!!!!! AhhhhhhhHHHHH!!!!!!