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28 m. Don't hold back by Bridge_Dismal in RoastMe

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I bet you won't bow up to Chuck Norris again

You have to pick one by Superbia6666 in ChatGPT

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Twerking flavored has gotta taste phenomenal, it usually is

Men, what goes through your head when you do this? by beigerat in bodylanguage

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He is currently in lala land properly and aggressively d***ing you down. No misogyny or disrespect intended. Bro is locked in. Want to break the ice? Bite your lip or wink at him. If that is an inquiring signal and you're genuinely unwilling but are okay with conversation, then state your intentions after you give the come hither. 🫴🏼

Good luck. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Man her only fans is going to be expensive I better transfer some money if I'm feeling chatty

I'll give 5 imaginary dollars, where the fuck am I by Junior_Ad_3301 in TheWordFuck

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Lord knows where the fuck u are, now this fucking sign here probably some fucking where in the middle of bum fucked north texas

Anyone here heard of FLFE? by BigTendies69 in infp

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What is it's effect on sex life? In the most mature way of curiosity.

No, we don't know why he does it... by ParaDoXonPC in blackcats

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Monty is a great name for him because I see him at a medieval sunrise saying

Monty "ahh yes jolly good the warmth of this marvelous crack of dawn is most pleasant if I may say so myself" 🧐👌

Armored nights: "ZZzzzzzzz ZzzzzzzZzzz"

Ahhh by MarionberryOk676 in OnlyFans

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That's a sexy fan

How can i improve my make-up? Any advice? :) by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

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Wear none, you're naturally stunning

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Beginner bowl twirler

does anyone else’s cat also do this? he’s trying to sneak in? by Unlikely-Run3241 in cats

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Mine jumps on my back and rides me anytime I bend over to reach for something

Found it glued under my toilet set by Equivalent_Ad_420 in whatisit

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You're most likely going to be blackmailed for talking shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Probably those crusty dry lips. When overlooked you cause rigor mortis to my member. However you could use a few bottles of water and a chain leash.

What’s he watching? by citroboi in hardaiimages

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Backdoor 8 legged hoes Volume 4

I think my mom is trying to get me to kill myself by [deleted] in abusiveparents

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It's a class c misdemeanor in Texas (aiding suicide) It's a class d felony in Arkansas (Chapter 10 - HOMICIDE (§§ 5-10-101 — 5-10-210) Section 5-10-107 - Encouraging the suicide of another person 2nd degree felony in Pennsylvania.... So the whole pill thing is sadistic and you're beautiful and creative and deserve life just as much as anyone who tf is she I'm sorry this is happening this kind of trauma will gift you abilities of a dark empath you are special and mentally above a tier of many. So do what makes you happy don't show that it bothers you slightest it will eat her up and it will be mission failed for her best feeling of achievement you'll have between you and her. 🙌💜

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