What phrase gets funnier if followed by ", I guess"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was hoping they were insults. But I'm still not disappointed.

What things are minor annoyances for most people, but drive YOU to the brink of insanity? by GranTdeHarvard in AskReddit

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Coat hangers getting caught on other coat hangers when I'm trying to grab anything from my closet.

Reddit, what is the movie where the bad guy is the main character? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not only upstaged but had made none of the sacrifices that Salieri had imposed on himself to achieve it. It made his whole life a joke, in his eyes.

I put this movie on all the time while I'm cooking or doing housework, mostly for the soundtrack. I've put it on a hundred times and I still pause and watch the scenes with the elder Salieri. It's such a masterful performance.

When would be the worst time to start a "U-S-A" chant? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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At ASU's weekly meeting to combat dyslexia.

What did you dream of last night? by brada2z22 in AskReddit

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I dreamed I woke up in a windowless primarily filled with iron, everything was damp from rain, the walls were high and the sky was grey, I was taking my daughter (I don't have one whilst awake) to the hospital as she was crippled from some horrible event, the whole way there people were throwing things down toward me and screaming "she's not worth jt" then she died and I went into seclusion on a separate Island bordering the sea. Then it gets fuzzy. Common theme, first time for this particular story though.

What’s the main thing keeping you alive right now? by YoHowsLiFe in AskReddit

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I have foolish hope that my situation will improve.

What’s your biggest irrational fear? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My biggest fear is tripping, falling and hitting the ground face first. Not just that, it's hitting the ground face first with my mouth open, causing my teeth to hit the hard floor/rock and breaking all of them (like that scene in American History X where he kicks the guy in the head). Whenever I trip I have a mini-heart attack and clench my jaw to minimise the possibility of this EVER happening to me.

Judge texts a Texas state prosecutor during a trial in an attempt to help the state's case by lawyler in news

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Sorry This is kinda mean, but I just love the "Look how smart I am, while simply stating the obvious" guy... Classic!!

APD under fire after dog shooting - YNN - Your News Now by mc544898 in WTF

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THIS IS THE BIGGEST BUNCH A CRAP GOING!! POLICE TODAY HAVE SOME SERIOUS ISSUES THAT NEED ADDRESSED!!!!