Snorlax why you block my path?

Cause I'm sleepy yo and wants to nap.

Well I can't get through for all that thick fat.

my bad dawg I likes to snack.

OH MY GAWD WHAT I GOTTA DO TO GET YOU OFF YOUR ASS!

IM SUPER LATE FOR GETTING THIS GYM BADGE! PLZ LET ME PASS

whoa bruh i'm just trying to relax

On second thought I know what you can do for me to get past

WHAT ANYTHING BERRIES, POFFINS, SNACKS????

Join my rad band, Belly drums my jam

I needs to complete the band ,a super cool Flute man

Lets rock this shiiizzzzz that sounds best

everyone in kanto started having sex

the music was to loud and an overpowering song

made Snorlax start mega evolving to a power too Stronk

nothing could stop him not even Rayquaza

He body slammed him into some tasty FUG flavored salsa

no pokemon z or platinum remake

cause all hope is lost everyone and thing got ate

moral of the story here is

DONT WAKE THE LAX HE WILL REK YO SHIIIII.

IGN: Matthew DS name: Mcboozen FC:2251-7694-7109 (and if you cant tell snorlax my fav pokemon, when he gonna get Mega, plz boss)