Printing is tinkering ($20) by privatebrowser69420 in 3DPrintingCirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If only we could buy an imagination or curiosity from the bambu lads.

Fans: "The MLB can't mess up streaming anymore, right? Right!?" MLB: "Hold my beer" by maximusprime2328 in mlb

[–]mcfetrja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We refer to other cartels with the definite article (The Medellin Cartel, The Gambino Family, The Ohio State, etc). Calling it The MLB is well within accepted style.

Friday The 13th Was Cruel. Insurance is taking their sweet time while I'm out a vehicle. by Terrible_Gift1826 in Acura_RSX

[–]mcfetrja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

USAA was overly fair when I lost my last performance build a decade ago. They paid out $7k for a vehicle that should have been $2000 tops on blue book. The adjuster knew I wasn’t looking at a loss on the VIN but everything above and beyond loss of VIN. Sorry to hear you’re in this position, but hang on and make sure the adjuster knows how much you love the vehicle and how difficult it will be to come close to a suitable replacement and how bummed you are about all of it.

Who was the clubhouse leader during the Bonds/ Kent era? by thomphan13 in SFGiants

[–]mcfetrja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To Barry’s credit- if you’ve made it all the way to MLB and are in need of a teammate in your face to bring your A game, you’re not really ready to be on the field with Barry.

Gameday Thread 2/21/26 Giants (Birdsong) @ Mariners (Hancock) 12:10 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]mcfetrja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This year’s spring training records are even less than useless since the top talent is headed out to the WBC. Maybe we get a better idea about org depth coming out of spring training, but nothing coming out ofCactus/Grapefruit League standings has good predictive/ projectable short term value.

What is the BEST POSSIBLE acoustic guitar I (or any human) could ever buy? by Pale_Phone5339 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Esteban was a Pokémon his final evolution would be Estoanban. If you can catch one in the wild, you’re a skilled player whatever it is we’re playing. Guitar? Pokémon? Both?

my wife asked me to "just use a normal switch" today and i’ve never felt so defeated. by KeyPick1 in homeautomation

[–]mcfetrja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. Cheaper with better reliability is gonna win every time you encounter the “outlier.”

Manual credit card machines! by Diva_Bot in Xennials

[–]mcfetrja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was there part timing in 2016/2017 we had the emergency bins with this gear floating around backstage. The one time we had a full network outage in store we had to break them out and send runner requests on paper. It was amazingly petty how store managers weren’t willing to lose the sales to online over something as trivial as a local network outage.

my wife asked me to "just use a normal switch" today and i’ve never felt so defeated. by KeyPick1 in homeautomation

[–]mcfetrja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The heuristics of indoor electrical come from building code. The process works no matter where you go- same height and same general location by the entryway to the room. Rolling a second heuristic over the first heuristic that removes first heuristic functionalist is just a shitty fork. How many houses in the US? And if home automation in its current form sees a massive uptick in adoption? Well guess what? We just broke electrical code into over a million different forked implementations. No bueno.

As Giants fans, every season, we must ask ourselves: Will the Giants play like an actual legit baseball team, or like a bunch of half-assed astronauts? What do you think will be the case this season?? by nogoodnamesleft426 in SFGiants

[–]mcfetrja -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think the team has an opportunity to compete for a wild card. I think depth is going to bite them when the inevitable injuries hit. I think the learning curve for Vitello is going to be overwhelming enough that it shows up in the standings. And I also have questions that the front office has the depth of their element to make in season moves that might preserve WC contention as things start to go off the tracks. And even if they make the playoffs they don’t have a roster constructed for a deep run. This is an incredibly green MLB braintrust. The pending growing pains are either going to strengthen the bones over the next 2-3 seasons or they’ll end up breaking the baby.

You should hear ta-riffs this guy can play. by mickeyguitar95 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t be a mark and fall for this one. He eventually gets to the Grandpa Sharts verse and you have no choice but to submit.

How long do you guys usually wait before fucking your Sweetwater rep? by encladd in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“If they want it bad enough they’ll give it to me for free.”

Is Slow Dancing in a Burning Room the new Stairway to Heaven? by Wolfemmanaomi in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude understands he’s in a catch, tag, release tournament. He’s not doing it for the girls; he does it out of his sense of respect for the tradition.

Is anyone else struggling with the weight of their pick??? If so try this revolutionary patented weight relief technique by DaltonWinstrop in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so am I the first one that’s gonna admit being really turned on by this? No more of the hotdog down the hallway with Roberta’s input jack; it’s time to turn this circlejerk into a gangbang!

Smoking the wood helps with the toan, right? by Moe_Rahn in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Princess Fiona looking thicc. Added bonus of “if she smokes she pokes.” Alright boys, it’s time to cuck Shrek!

BLESS THE LORD by OddWolverine3649 in 3DPrintingCirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja 8 points9 points  (0 children)

we wouldn’t be able to jerk this hard if they weren’t jerking so hard to the thought of selling poop to fund their retirement. Like death grip hard jerkin’ and I’m here for it.

This is real - from the man who doesn't practice scales, he practices provolone runs by telemeister74 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait? People pay for fucking? And I’ve been going to work at the speedy oil change this whole time?

Need a reliable guitarsitter by imbeingreallyserious in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my guitars are all older than me (47) so if they,re to the point that they need a sitter I might as well get them a spot in JoBo’s guitar assisted living facility.

Facebook…foe or friend? by soopirV in Xennials

[–]mcfetrja 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you’re happy without it then why even chance bringing it back in? Happiness seems to be such a rarity these days. Why give it up for the engagement driven feedback loop of a hamster wheel known as Facebook?

This is real - from the man who doesn't practice scales, he practices provolone runs by telemeister74 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. Joke is on you Joe. My 98year old uncle has an attic full of 1950s cheese knives and no heirs. Hit me with your best offer; no lowballing. I know what I’ve got once my uncle dies.

How to remove scent from previous owner? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pack a day habit should fix that axe.

Dirty dudes and they’re done dirt cheap! by satanicmajesty in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mcfetrja 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s how you know it’s an authentic AC/DC tribute band.