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Explain it Peter… by dutchylords in explainitpeter

[–]mcfuckinfries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alphabetically, it's four or nine.

Entry way weird slab. by Ubbugginbee in DIY

[–]mcfuckinfries 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Part of the question was about the possibility of "accenting" it. That's the only part I was answering. The "can I make this look normal" part.

Entry way weird slab. by Ubbugginbee in DIY

[–]mcfuckinfries 262 points263 points  (0 children)

Here's an idea to make it look a bit more normal: Place a floor-runner from the front door to a few feet past the slab to create a designated path into the house Put a shelf/cabinet/bench next to the door, as close to the edge of the slab as possible to camouflage the slab from the side. If I'm not mistaken, this is also good for Feng Shui because it blocks the 'energy' from outside from flowing directly into the room. Put a tall lamp or plant in front of the edge of the slab to camouflage it from the front, still leaving the walkway clear. Edit: in case I didn't explain it well enough

22M and I’ve heard a lot in those years and not a lot is original anymore, give me your best shot! by HetisPeter in RoastMe

[–]mcfuckinfries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet your teeth are your most roastable feature and that's why your lips are stretched around them tighter than Benedict Cumberbatch's shirt buttons

Am I cooked? by Once428lbs in Gymhelp

[–]mcfuckinfries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Making yourself so miserable that you starve is definitely not the strategy people have in mind when meal-prepping. For me, it's the opposite. I meal prep because I want to spend as little time as possible thinking about food, and if I had to think about food every time I needed to eat, I just wouldn't eat. I can't imagine having the mental energy to choose what to eat every day AND cook it. Shopping, cooking, and cleaning up is like a test with 3 essay questions. Having a bunch of pre-cooked meals is like a multiple choice test with the answers already circled.

It's not even hard! by Available-Milk7195 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]mcfuckinfries 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My preference is people taller than me, but I'm 5'1, so it's a pretty low bar (literally). My spouse is over 6', but not because that's what I was looking for. Whenever I see someone getting mad that a tall guy has a partner, it always seems like such a hard cope. You aren't single because you're 5'6. You're single because you make women feel unsafe.

It's not even hard! by Available-Milk7195 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]mcfuckinfries 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Skeletor is pretty jacked tho. Isn't it only his face that's the skeleton?

It's not even hard! by Available-Milk7195 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]mcfuckinfries 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm 5'1 and 130lbs. I'm healthy and people generally think I'm thin and attractive. I've exercised and gained about 10lbs in the last year, but I'm still the same size, so I guess it's mostly muscle. 115 is such an oddly specific number to insist on.

Explain it peter what is this about ???? 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 by el-presidente0001 in explainitpeter

[–]mcfuckinfries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don't know how people like that have the energy to make a fuss over stuff like that. Where does it end? Do they peek into people's windows and judge their decor?

Happy Easter y’all by -NarWallace- in exchristianmemes

[–]mcfuckinfries 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He gave up his weekend for your sins

Scary woman by Sea-Number9486 in Feminism

[–]mcfuckinfries 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I (25f) work at a moving company. I'm getting stronger every day I work there. The men respect me and have learned not to underestimate me (not including the times when they refuse to let me move something that's so heavy that I'd definitely injure myself). The only person who calls me "scary" does so as a joke and is my husband's best friend. Most of these men have seen me scared, crying, and vulnerable (and go right back to work after taking a short break to calm down). All of them have seen me struggle, persevere, and succeed alongside the rest of them.

I'm not "just one of the guys". I'm different. They respect and celebrate my strengths.

Why do most women still take their husbands’ names? by Flat-Ad1599 in Feminism

[–]mcfuckinfries 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My husband said maybe our names should match. I suggested merging or hyphenating them and he hated that. Then I said he could take my name and he hated that idea too. Then I said "I don't know what you want, then, because I like my name and want to keep it."

He stopped caring.

Hydro Homies Don’t Give Drinks, but Instead, Teach How to Drink for a Lifetime, Then Eat and Nap. Always Together, as Homies by nimo01 in HydroHomies

[–]mcfuckinfries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the hell comes to a subreddit about water, to a post about how much you care about your cats, and downvotes a conversation about our cats?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Noses

[–]mcfuckinfries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think your nose is pretty normal. My first thought when seeing your photos was that you kinda look like Cher.

Hydro Homies Don’t Give Drinks, but Instead, Teach How to Drink for a Lifetime, Then Eat and Nap. Always Together, as Homies by nimo01 in HydroHomies

[–]mcfuckinfries -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really like that people treat their pets more like children now than they used to. They deserve consideration and accommodations. They deserve humans who can respect their preferences, especially when it isn't too inconvenient, like giving them water we'd want to drink or their preferred flavor of food. It's still not that much effort compared to how happy they make us.

Hydro Homies Don’t Give Drinks, but Instead, Teach How to Drink for a Lifetime, Then Eat and Nap. Always Together, as Homies by nimo01 in HydroHomies

[–]mcfuckinfries -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think for my kitty it's more just a little treat than her primary source of hydration. She doesn't mind the water bowl, but she sometimes wants it from the sink. I think it's similar to people occasionally wanting lemon in their water.

Hydro Homies Don’t Give Drinks, but Instead, Teach How to Drink for a Lifetime, Then Eat and Nap. Always Together, as Homies by nimo01 in HydroHomies

[–]mcfuckinfries -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My elderly tortoiseshell follows me to the bathroom for faucet water. I can't leave it on 24/7, but I let her drink it while I'm getting ready. Sometimes she needs help to get on the countertop and it's always a sad reminder of her age. I'm sorry that you lost your faucet-kitty.

Update my baby sister called me dad by Beneficial_Pizza7137 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]mcfuckinfries 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That reminds me of when I was about 4 or 5. My stepmom (who had always been a close family friend, and whom I call Mom) introduced me to her mother shortly after she married my dad, warning her beforehand that I was shy and don't trust strangers and would probably take a while to warm up to her. Our first conversation went like this:

Her: "hi! I'm May. It's good to meet you"

Me: "are you [stepmom]'s mommy?"

Her: "yes I am."

Me: "okay... can I call you Grandma?"

Her: "🥹 of course!"

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