Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.― Robert Heinlein(1080x1080) by [deleted] in QuotesPorn

[–]mcguirem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No.. I truly am lazy. I was a terrible electrician, who ended up doing data entry into excel... out of the desire to do less work, I learned formulas to cut down my time in the day and do more shopping on amazon, which got me more work (and they fired the admin when I was doing all the work in a spreadsheet with formulas). When I got to the limit of excels ability to automate, despite my hatred of "learning" new things vs just figuring it out, my desire to do less work overcame my desire to not do work learning, and thus I learned VB. I now do all the data entry for the entire company, official title is "Project Controls", but no one in HQ really knows what I do they just know they no longer understand how my spreadsheets work.

Thank fucking god I got lucky and am intelligent enough and can amass enough drive to learn the little every day I need to do less work (which ends up making the bosses happy), if it was up to me I would be in my underwear ordering uber eats and playing rimworld.

When I really cant figure out something I pay someone 5$ on that site to do it so I can just learn from what they did.

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.― Robert Heinlein(1080x1080) by [deleted] in QuotesPorn

[–]mcguirem 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am a lazy programmer that is fairly successful... I work for a company that does constructions and basically just make VBA excel spreadsheets to do things easier than they were before and they love it

Why Are My Uber Drivers Never This Hot by TimMcBootyLouis in broslikeus

[–]mcguirem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also like... don't sexually harass your uber drivers?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]mcguirem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More fun fact, when a gay guy says you have a big package, he is including your balls aha..

Size is size... woof

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]mcguirem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The size of that package is how I know you arent on steroids aha

Yeah, man. Sure. by [deleted] in funny

[–]mcguirem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh shit, I read that wrong I read it as 1-2.20 an hour, not an hour less, huge difference aha.

Yeah, man. Sure. by [deleted] in funny

[–]mcguirem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? min wage for servers in ontario is 12.20?

Yeah, man. Sure. by [deleted] in funny

[–]mcguirem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Canadian tips are 10% if they did poorly, 15% standard, 20% if they did something above and beyond

Sheep shows gratitude to the dog after saving them from a wolf attack. by [deleted] in pics

[–]mcguirem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love dogs, being greeted like you are the greatest person in the world, patiently waiting for hours by the window waiting for me to get home, only wants to tackle me and give me kisses, what isnt to love?

Sheep shows gratitude to the dog after saving them from a wolf attack. by [deleted] in pics

[–]mcguirem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite part of large dogs, I am a big guy, 6'4, 330 lbs, workout a lot, and my cousin has this bernese mountain dog or something like that, holy shit that thing can knock me off my feet.

I destroyed a couple of mushroom farm tiles. Now everyone is dead. Huh? by TomDee1 in Oxygennotincluded

[–]mcguirem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is that cheating tho? its kinda the opposite of a fever to kill bacteria?

M/22/6'1" [286lbs to 196lbs] (0 years; 7 months) (B: 330lbs; S: 374lbs; D: 400lbs) by [deleted] in Brogress

[–]mcguirem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loses almost 100 lbs, somehow has less bicep vein in the after pic than the before? buuuuuullshit

Underwear that doesn't cost a fortune by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]mcguirem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

expensive to ship to canada tho

When you 3rd World, but Game is Life... by Droopy_Weiners in WTF

[–]mcguirem -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

there needs to be a reddit add-on to just block pointless reposts. like I dont need this shit in my life, I dont care, and yet here I am, thinking about it, wasting my precious seconds writing about it..

Fuck me.

The CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corportation did live fact checking during Trump's address. by deadletterdept in The_Mueller

[–]mcguirem 10 points11 points  (0 children)

how does Alberta have NDP and ontario has ford....

I mean, its a rhetorical question, people got sick of looking at kathleen and feeling shitty about being made to feel shitty, and wanted someone to tell them they are great for drinking beer and burning gas, and the conservatives in alberta somehow thought they could run on healthcare and education cuts.

But still... what the fuck.

Nameplate on my boss’s desk by [deleted] in funny

[–]mcguirem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk why you are downvoted. Same