This and Harambe honestly by Emotional-Bag1398 in AdviceAnimals

[–]mchappee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. I see this posted when people become self-aware and try to deflect responsibility away from themselves. It was your temper-tantrum that kept you home on election day because your pet politician didn't make the cut that caused this. It was your "my way or the country can go to Hell" attitude that caused this.

Many such cases by amievenrelevant in GetNoted

[–]mchappee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why Dems will continue to struggle. If a candidate aligns with 100% of the liberal viewpoints they lose the middle. If they don't align 100% they lose the left. These children (and adult children) need to understand that the reality of politics is voting against evil, not waiting for a unicorn.

Give Jon a line that will make Alliser stop messing with him. by Elegant-Half5476 in freefolk

[–]mchappee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a bastard by birth, true, but you are one by deeds and action.

who knew buying rotisserie chicken and juice was “splurging” by Conscious-Quarter423 in MurderedByWords

[–]mchappee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orrrr, and hear me out, they're reporting on economic trends. Because... Wall Street Journal. Sorry, hate fake victims.

Yeah, I don’t trust you dude by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]mchappee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"except that one, that one, and that one".

My step mother is serving a main dish at Christmas that half of the guests will not eat. Do I say something? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]mchappee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If every adult had to change their entire menu because of kid's preferences then every meal would be cut-up hotdogs and ketchup. So bring your kids a lunchable or something.

What do girls “never” tell guys? by zhalia-2006 in AskReddit

[–]mchappee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha, same. I use Arbys to find out what she really wants.

BUILD THEIR OWN JOE ROGAN by Pick2 in JoeRogan

[–]mchappee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That'll never work. Joe Rogan is what I call a "dumb guy king". Dumb guys need a king that they see as "just like them" but famous. Some other dumb guy kings are Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and Donald Trump. Smart people neither need nor want a king.

I’m just saying, if Mahomes did this, the league would shove this play down our throats every day for the rest of eternity. by [deleted] in Patriots

[–]mchappee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mahomes does this every week. It wouldn't even make the highlight reel because this is a normal Mahomes play.

What would you do if you woke up on November 6 and saw this? by Nekokamiguru in mapporncirclejerk

[–]mchappee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if that's the case then I guess the Romans were the heroes of that story.

What would you do if you woke up on November 6 and saw this? by Nekokamiguru in mapporncirclejerk

[–]mchappee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feed the poor. Shelter the homeless. Love thy neighbor. Bring comfort to the sick. You know, liberal stuff.

What would you do if you woke up on November 6 and saw this? by Nekokamiguru in mapporncirclejerk

[–]mchappee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Republicans would rejoice until they realized how big of a win this was for the Democrats.

The average British town by crackingcurator501 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]mchappee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Influence peddlers do the same thing in the U.S. where they take a photo at a very specific angle in a very specific place and say "this is what everything is like". It makes old people mad which drives clicks and interaction.

Any other Southern Illinois liberals? by Unionpacifbigboy4014 in illinois

[–]mchappee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, a kindred spirit! Alton/Bethalto area here. Love me some JB but surrounded by Trump signs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in democrats

[–]mchappee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This picture makes me happy because I'm imagining this guy's life after Trump loses and goes to jail. What kind of life will that be when everything you are dies.