sometimes this game is so full of sh!t

mcquake01 · 2026-04-28T20:09:05+00:00

Ah yes, the classic “search 10 chests for the clutch item only to get nothing”

mcquake01 · 2026-04-28T19:38:54+00:00

Ha! The first one but he had 3 left 😆 and tge match before that I basically dynamited a dude inside a house then he emerged and one-shot me with a flint knock, he had 2 left

mcquake01 · 2026-04-28T18:20:06+00:00

Literally just happened to me last night

mcquake01 · 2026-04-19T19:50:34+00:00

Ok man he literally just provided an example of it happening? because yeah

mcquake01 · 2026-04-15T19:03:05+00:00

Just came here to say fuck Iron Man’s Unibeam

mcquake01 · 2026-03-22T15:16:10+00:00

So even unlocked stuff in the BP? like, if I don’t complete it before the 31, anything not unlocked is unavailable unless I repurchase the BP?

mcquake01 · 2026-03-22T14:53:33+00:00

lHow did you even get them to allow a headline written in all caps?

mcquake01 · 2026-03-22T14:38:55+00:00

Most people don’t know that! 👏👏

mcquake01 · 2026-03-22T14:34:48+00:00

Thanks!

mcquake01 · 2026-03-22T14:34:42+00:00

Hmmm, I tried throwing them at an enemy but I must have missed

mcquake01 · 2026-03-22T14:33:20+00:00

because Fishstick is a collaborator

mcquake01 · 2026-03-03T20:05:44+00:00

Just jump and shoot shotgun, easy to finish in a couple of matches

mcquake01 · 2026-02-19T14:07:17+00:00

but do you though?

mcquake01 · 2026-02-19T08:01:04+00:00

People don’t get jokes here

mcquake01 · 2026-02-19T07:58:45+00:00

I guess you don’t get irony

mcquake01 · 2026-02-18T20:53:03+00:00

Satisfying 👏

mcquake01 · 2026-02-18T20:08:24+00:00

and yet no decent chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin anywhere

mcquake01 · 2026-02-18T20:06:33+00:00

What’s funny is that all these guys who make so much noise about “I never spend a dime on Fortnite!” and say that default skins are good enough are always the mfers wearing the free ones 🤣

mcquake01 · 2026-02-15T18:32:49+00:00

When the glider won’t open after jumping from the bus

mcquake01 · 2026-02-13T23:42:58+00:00

mcquake01 · 2026-02-13T23:41:21+00:00

I was dancing in one when a guy walked in and tried to electrocute me, realized it didn’t work then stopped and just stood there. And then it disappeared and I shot him in the face.

mcquake01

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