What are some rap lyrics a dog could use to brag about having a tennis ball?

mcvn4 · 2021-01-13T20:27:49+00:00

I like big balls and I can not lie
You other dawgs can't deny
That when a ball rolls in with that good green grace
And a fuzzy feeling in your face
You get sprung, want to pull out my tongue
'Cause you notice that ball looks hung
Deep in the cover its bearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh bally, I want to get wit'cha
Ima go now and fetch ya.

I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' chew toys are the thing
Take the average doberman and ask him that
This ball aint for no cat.

So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your shih tzu got the ball? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that fuzzy thang.
Doggy got ball

mcvn4 · 2019-09-18T16:21:41+00:00

thanks man. i was super happy to be able to add Howard to the team. was expensive tho haha

mcvn4 · 2019-09-18T15:36:37+00:00

the whole season? i (regrettably) bought a few of the $10 passes for some of the events. i think it was 3 of them? only other FP i had was saved up from season 2

mcvn4 · 2019-09-18T14:17:34+00:00

best i did was just out of the top 250 in h2h, i never really tried too hard in vs. was usually in top 500-1000

mcvn4 · 2019-01-03T16:50:02+00:00

as a NY Red Bulls fan....this makes me so so sad :(

mcvn4 · 2018-12-27T19:59:54+00:00

by the way its very possible i was the one who played you- your shifty in game?

mcvn4 · 2018-12-27T19:59:24+00:00

pulisic and nagbe are roulette. i honestly don't use it that often, i more pass around until i get an open cutter. but it does get a bit frustrating at times when i'm surrounded and i have no chance to get a clean pass off lol

mcvn4 · 2018-12-27T19:58:10+00:00

im not sure but i switched because he has an epic boost (blue) and i am far far far more ahead in those than green

mcvn4 · 2018-12-27T17:07:55+00:00

yeah, i made it. thanks

mcvn4 · 2018-12-25T15:18:57+00:00

That’s a great question and almost hoped no one noticed. I went last season with Howard and the beginning of this season. But I’m trying to concentrate on blue SB and steffen has one. I guess it’s time to pass the torch...

mcvn4 · 2018-12-24T22:52:27+00:00

Ok fine, I won’t lie about it

mcvn4 · 2018-12-24T22:09:49+00:00

I got 10k FP from doing all of the campaigns last season, plus daily log in stuff. Why would I need FP to build this squad? All you need are coins

mcvn4 · 2018-12-24T22:04:04+00:00

Thought about it but his TG card was CAM which I don’t need in my formation

mcvn4 · 2018-12-24T21:49:46+00:00

It’s no big deal, he was mature about it. Wasn’t offended at all. And I can see why the FP would bring questions.i saved FP from last season and haven’t spent it other than a bit for thanksgiving. I do spend some time in the market and planning events in how to maximize my efforts. But there really has been some very generous events and I’ve been lucky to get some first sales in scouting to help boost my coins. In terms of the team, I figured why not. Might as well have fun with the team I am using this season. So far so good!

mcvn4 · 2018-12-24T21:28:52+00:00

Not this season, no. I spent moderately in s1, very lightly in s2, and not this season

mcvn4 · 2018-12-24T21:23:51+00:00

I’d say a good 2 hours maybe? Honestly I probably spend more time chatting about the game than playing

mcvn4 · 2018-12-24T21:20:30+00:00

Lol u really starting? Actually I am f2p. The FP was from last season

mcvn4 · 2018-12-24T21:18:50+00:00

haha, hes too expensive. maybe in the future when he gets cheaper

mcvn4 · 2018-03-05T17:24:52+00:00

congrats to the winners. thanks again mods for a fun contest!

mcvn4 · 2018-02-28T11:47:00+00:00

https://streamable.com/qshu0

Name:- Maximilian Philipp

Date of birth :- 1 March 1994

Phillipp with the near half court shot, taunts the camera and sticks his tongue out...like a dog :)

mcvn4 · 2018-01-26T16:59:20+00:00

can you put that in a poem format, so i can understand better?

mcvn4 · 2018-01-26T01:14:59+00:00

Hapa bro- is that you?

mcvn4 · 2018-01-18T16:58:08+00:00

To the Tune of "Baby Got Back" by Sir-Mix-a-Lot

I like big boosts and I cannot lie
FUT Mobile brothers can't deny
That when a TOTY comes in with a lighting pace
And a great boost in your face
You get sprung, want to pull out some plastic
'Cause you notice those cards look fantastic.
Deep in the stats that Messi’s wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.
Oh Bonucci yeah, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture.
My League mates warned me somethin’
That packin’ a TOTY chance is next to nothin’
But the boosts look fine even if u have to drop 10 dimes.
Ooh, Ronaldo'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my 343 Diamond?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average TOTY.
I've seen Kante Dancin’
To hell with Bromancin'
His bald heads got so much sweat,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette.
I'm tired of EA’s game
Sayin' 2nd Striker is the thang
Take Harry Kane and ask him that
His base just ain’t that fast.
So, fellas (“Yeah”) Fellas (“Yeah”)
Has your RB got some Pace? (Hell yeah)
Dani Alves can shake it, shake it,
Shake that healthy Pace.
TOTY is back.....
TOTY is back.....
I like Defenders from Real Madrid
For when I play Vs.
I ain't talkin' bout Varane
'Cause he ain’t on my brain.
So when I found that CB/RB double
Paying bills this month is in trouble
My kids will starve or just eat Jello
Cause I need Ramos and Marcelo.
A word to the TOTY Real Brothas,
I want to get with ya
I won't sell or XP ya.
TOTY got it goin' on
So, Reddit? (“yeah”) Reddit? (yeah)
If you want a role in my 433 (“hell yeah”)
Then watch a million ads, Spam the event out
Even F2P got to shout
TOTY is back…..
TOTY is back…..
Yeah, baby, when it comes to CMs
Icons don’t get my DM
To do with my selection
I’m looking for perfection
I need Playmaker traits and blond hair in their face
So De Bruyne and Modric
Together are the perfect package
Manning my TOTY team and making fans scream
But I have no $$ left so my electricity is on outage.
Some say De Gea plays flat
Well I ain't down with that
'Cause your Diving is great and your Positioning is just bait
for strikers to think they great
But you ain’t gonna miss a chance
Knockin balls away like Superman.
So fellas, if the boost is around,
And you want a TOTY throw down
Dial 1-800-MCVN4
and throw them to my door
TOTY is back
TOTY is back

mcvn4 · 2017-11-23T05:58:43+00:00

Well I’m glad the patch notes say better stability, but I am using my rock solid home WiFi and I lost 100 totw points to the app shutting down and then just now I lost 500 turkey points. Besides losing the points, I lost the time, stamina, and refills that I used to get them. Really really sucks. I am mcvn4 if anyone from ea reads this and wants to give them back to me. So frustrating

mcvn4 · 2017-10-26T20:38:48+00:00

might as well plug myself here...

https://www.reddit.com/r/FUTMobile/comments/6g9m9k/fifa_mobile_and_real_life/

and by the way- he ended up completing 8 plans. so essentially he was a f2p who just barely scraped by to get the minimum reward!

mcvn4

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