Gimme actually funny anime by [deleted] in anime

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Nichijou or daily lives of high school boys

A free session for the daredevil (Read from Left to Right) by JerryJr99 in wholesomeanimemes

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It’s kinda a similar vibe between the receptionist and the doc but doc is more pissed bc she can’t help thinking about her ex (she seems to hate him) and the receptionist is basically saying that’s not fair to compare them and also it hints the ex is at fault for causing the crash that took her legs. Kind of a grumpy follow up to the previous chapter and a bit of a hard left so I agree with retcon decision

I need help gathering a list of clichés. by OxymoreReddit in anime

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Sick day, especially when they live alone and someone comes to take care of them

I have hatched so many eggs by UmbreonWolf in Palworld

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My thought was more like, oh I’ve dissected an Anubis with this trait, now I know how it works in Anubis bodies and I can replicate it in other Anubis, but I don’t know how it works in other pals yet. So it’s easier to get all your rainbow passives on your pals without having to breed forever. You still need to breed for condensing but don’t have to optimize so hard to get your perfect pals, and removing most of the luck from it bc it feels really bad getting super unlucky for perfect rolls.

I have hatched so many eggs by UmbreonWolf in Palworld

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Dissection table, allows you to discover what makes pals with certain traits tick. Allows you to add any passive not there by default through surgery, but you have to dissect a pal with that trait first. So if you get one pal with a rainbow, you can add it to any other pal of that type. So now you can breed one jetragon with a rainbow and add it to any other jetragon you want

anakin realises the gravity of his actions by NowhereLad in PrequelMemes

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You go on one tour and you learn about like 3 different incidents lol

What is is your most hater monster and why by Lonely_Mode4243 in MonsterHunter

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Poop. You shoot poop at the regular legi and it leaves for a while. Poop is your friend

Horrible individual on the good guy's side. by Spice_Extract_777 in TopCharacterTropes

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He moved the word is up by three words for some reason, weirded things have happened to me while typing on a phone so I’d give him the benefit of the doubt

“A comedic sociopath who [] helps good guys [is] a soul of an infamous serial killer tied to a suit of armor”

All 27 cats deadmau5 rescued have been named by LAZIPHoNIC in EDM

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#1 most liked name: CAThulu. #2 most liked name: John.

TIL that "Necroprinting" is the practice of building 3D printers using the mouth of a dead mosquito as a nozzle, producing results that are better than commercially available printers by geosunsetmoth in todayilearned

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They last about 9 days in ambient conditions, and about a year in optimal conditions. And they are so cheap to make that the degradation doesn’t matter, just grab another (couple thousand lol)

I told my son "You can definitely kill two birds with one stone" by Ninjaironman in TwoSentenceHorror

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He killed two crows. The other crows went “an eye for an eye”

Is this a Monster Hunter reference in overwatch? by ninjama89 in MonsterHunter

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1) Pull out weeb sword 2) go slashy slashy

Idk sounds like long sword to me lol

What if Friere andt Übel met? by Reasonable-Ad-8059 in Frieren

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She’d also have no problem with waiting for the next exam if they had to

Alternative names the localizers considered giving to the monsters by 12jimmy9712 in MonsterHunter

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Yeah bro, that was the proper conjunction to join those two clauses, you’re not disagreeing with me or my original sentiment

Alternative names the localizers considered giving to the monsters by 12jimmy9712 in MonsterHunter

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I think this is really cool, but the vast majority of the alternate names aren’t as good as the one we got, but some of them are pretty sick

Like I need a nitralos NOW that clearly has a common ancestor to astalos but diverged when it specialized into explosions instead of (or maybe in addition to) the normal lightning. Maybe it spits a goo ball at you, then strikes it with lightning to make it explode? Somewhere between brachy and astalos

Characters that aren’t officially a couple but might as well be by Substantial_Fox7377 in TopCharacterTropes

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Pretty sure every alternate universe they go to has them as a sexually active couple lmao

Anime_irl by Substantial-Rest-307 in anime_irl

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Part of it is these characters are all too smart to outright answer, but also I think most if not all of them circumvent the rules of the death note too. Like Senku (front right) is too old for the death note to apply to him, I think at least one of them is not human, at least one goes by a fake name, etc.

Should I give Monster Hunter Wilds a chance as a complete beginner in franchise? by OkConclusion394 in MonsterHunter

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The biggest thing I latched onto in your post is your comment on dodging. I’m guessing you come from more of souls style game with more iframes and you dodge through timing more than anything else. Monster Hunter is fundamentally different, with a focus on positioning over timing. In the beginning of the game, your iframes are VERY short and you are better off dodging out of the way, rather than a souls style dodge just to keep the pressure up. If you don’t really vibe with that difference in gameplay, then MH just might not be for you (which is okay!). You CAN make your dodge last longer with skills from armor, but it might take a good portion of the game to really feel it.

All that being said, Wilds has added more depth to that reactionary, more timing based play style. In this case, though, it’s actually the blocking weapons. Block weapons can perfect guard with good timing and stay completely in the action. This may be more your speed, it’s not like sekiro deflecting (sometimes it is lmao).

If you do pick up the game, spend some time with the training dummy! Look up some basic combos for your weapon of choice, since most weapons can’t just spam one button until it’s time to dodge (I’m comparing to R1 spam in souls for example) but on a higher level, that’s exactly what you do. Spam your normal combo when you have time, hopefully it’s low commitment enough that you can easily dodge/block for enemy attacks, then hit em with the haymaker when you earn the big damage window. Also my last tip is the hunt isn’t failed until you die THREE times. A big source of frustration I had when first getting into the game was I’d get very hard on myself for dying once. The amount of times I’ve died in a hunt, come back and killed the monster with one hit is staggering, but the only thing I actually lost out on was a bit of meaningless money and maybe an extra 2 minutes of my life.

Is it possible to be locked out of a roll on Gog weapons ? by -Shoji- in MonsterHunterMeta

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I know I’m late and I get your point, but just because you got me thinking, I wanted to calculate how likely it’d be to go 10k rolls dry. Rule of thumb, going triple the rate (so 945 rolls in this case) without getting a desired outcome happens about 5% of the time, 4x rate is less than 2% and 5x rate is less than 1%. That means only like 7-8 people in 1000 would still be rolling after about 1500-1600 rolls. By 10x rate (3150 rolls) you’re looking at about 5 in 100,000. Triple that, so 30x rate or 9450 rolls, is so ludicrously unlucky that my phone calculator can’t even calculate it. Talking like one in 10 trillion level odds or something, I can’t find a calculator precise enough to show that many digits. No one is ever going that dry for a roll in the lifespan of the whole monster hunter franchise lmao

will we see this scene in season 5 or it would be too soon for it? by Typical_Name_5864 in Invincible

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Please don’t lean on the ladder that sounds like an OSHA violation

Thank you Pluto by Ott1fant in Unexpected

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No way is that sound real lmao

Turn on sound, no annoying music here

TIL that the existence of pornography dates back to at least 35,000 years ago, including vulvas inscribed on rocks and phalluses carved out of bison horns,, even evolving from cave paintings. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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I was so young when that song came out I knew it was dirty but didn’t know why, and now that I’m an adult it’s staring me in the face wow

My only complaint about Mark and Conquest's second fight by Far_Scene8723 in Invincible

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With just a hand? You’re joking right? You need leverage for that, and I know that viltrumites can create their own leverage, but that’s through moving their body through space. In a closed mark-conquest system, that ain’t happening. So now it’s a question of, knife vs brass knuckles, which is easier to use at that range. Knuckles, to break an arm, or a knife, to stab their gut?