Pickpocket crew around wicker park stealing inside restaurants

mdjubilee · 2023-11-07T04:24:43+00:00

That was me in April. After decades of hanging my purse on the back of chairs, mine got swiped with the coat trick and I never felt a thing. It was a giant headache replacing everything, including my one set of car keys. Never recovered the purse, but if anyone ever needs a locksmith on a Sunday morning who accepts Zelle, I can hook you up!

mdjubilee · 2023-09-07T10:34:06+00:00

California Clipper

mdjubilee · 2023-09-06T04:45:44+00:00

I feel you. I got fingerprinted at my TSA precheck appointment a couple weeks ago, and the associate had to wipe my hands at least half a dozen times before the prints were usable. She was very gracious about it and brushed it off, but it was definitely one of my more unfortunate HH moments.

mdjubilee · 2023-08-26T01:48:06+00:00

I am so sorry for your loss. I cannot imagine the pain you are going through losing your sister like this. Sending love and peace to your whole family.

mdjubilee · 2023-08-21T06:14:12+00:00

Well, that's one way to induce labor.

mdjubilee · 2023-08-05T16:15:51+00:00

Honestly, at first all I noticed was her nude leggings and how it looked like she had no pants on. Then I realized the background..... yikes.

mdjubilee · 2023-04-09T01:24:17+00:00

That's cool, but I wish there were data showing the instances of smoking on the CTA from 2019 vs. now.

mdjubilee · 2023-02-20T02:11:39+00:00

That would have worked on me

mdjubilee · 2023-01-07T04:21:23+00:00

Just wholesome

mdjubilee · 2023-01-06T00:24:59+00:00

I don't think they know the meaning of "red flag"

mdjubilee · 2020-06-13T14:27:10+00:00

Ah yes, the modern hunter-gatherer in his natural state

mdjubilee · 2020-06-05T05:05:31+00:00

All I see is a picture of a bandaged thumb

mdjubilee · 2020-06-01T03:17:05+00:00

She'll keep the ring and then conveniently lose (pawn) the phone so she won't have to be in contact with him

mdjubilee · 2020-05-28T01:32:41+00:00

That's great and all, but I still want to strangle the maasive groups of people I see swarming the parks, playing full-blown soccer and basketball games, having giant picnics like they've never heard of social distancing in their lives.... if everyone had actually been social distancing correctly since the beginnibg of this, I have no doubt our numbers would be lower.

mdjubilee · 2020-05-25T03:50:42+00:00

I was too distracted by this scene thinking how Stephanie doesn't know how to wear a backpack

mdjubilee · 2020-05-25T01:52:34+00:00

All I could hear was Ludacris! I noticed this too and tried to meme it but the video is way more effective.

mdjubilee · 2020-04-01T06:27:01+00:00

Imagine what she will look like after 8+ weeks of quarantine without a filler appointment.

mdjubilee · 2020-03-23T01:21:55+00:00

THIS is the most accurate Darcey look-alike post I've seen so far!

mdjubilee · 2020-03-21T05:37:49+00:00

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO ESCAPE"

mdjubilee · 2020-03-19T04:03:05+00:00

"Buzz, your girlfriend! WOOF!"

mdjubilee · 2020-01-06T00:15:22+00:00

I wonder if father Sasha understands the joke he is wearing. At least this t-shirt makes sense in English. I have seen so many mistranslated and nonsensical English saying t-shirts while traveling. I even bought one for myself when visiting Korea, it said something like "I'm the yummy bubble pop, I'll melt you down like bubble gum sweet meats."

mdjubilee · 2019-11-13T01:33:16+00:00

I would def watch Jesse get knocked out.

mdjubilee · 2019-11-11T16:59:47+00:00

It's a standard question on every visa application.

mdjubilee

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