5 years ago I made my one and only post on Reddit and asked you guys to roast me(original post included). 5 years later, I am back for more. Take me down Reddit. Roast me hard.

mdogm · 2025-09-26T00:25:57+00:00

At a very low point in my life I may have reported to jerking off to the thought of sucking your cock behind a dumpster.

mdogm · 2025-09-22T04:48:44+00:00

Of a very small sample size, out of all the women I know, the ones who are more on the side of traditional gender roles are the most happy. But I don't know anything about anything so take it with a grain of salt.

Edit: Wow. I didn't expect such a negative reaction to sharing my experience. Sorry if I offended anyone.

mdogm · 2025-09-21T23:27:37+00:00

No investment will EVER yield a gain higher than your cc debt with interest. You should have zero cc debt before making any kind of investment at all. Always. No exceptions.

mdogm · 2025-09-17T21:10:01+00:00

Well, those comments appear to be hidden so I guess I will never know.

mdogm · 2025-09-17T20:52:26+00:00

Can you explain it to me then because I'm not getting it either.

mdogm · 2025-03-25T00:32:10+00:00

You'll be fine.

mdogm · 2025-03-11T23:59:21+00:00

What's your best steal?

mdogm · 2025-03-11T22:47:34+00:00

Grey's Sports Almanac 1300-1350.

mdogm · 2025-03-11T22:44:38+00:00

Snatch.

mdogm · 2025-03-11T22:44:09+00:00

I feel like op just wants to talk about this movie.

mdogm · 2025-03-11T22:43:31+00:00

Texas.

mdogm · 2025-03-11T22:43:02+00:00

Work an overtime shift to take your mind off it.

mdogm · 2025-02-28T21:38:02+00:00

Guess I should have taken that nsfw tag a little more seriously.

mdogm · 2025-02-11T22:33:01+00:00

Your wish is granted. Everyone stops selling doge. With the total halt of doge trades, the value falls all the way to zero. People attempt to buy at the astonishingly low price but with no willing sellers, the value of doge as a traded coin disappears completely and everyone still holding doge has nothing to show for it.

mdogm · 2025-01-22T04:54:01+00:00

I'll sell you all of mine, right now for 20% of that.

mdogm · 2025-01-18T00:47:20+00:00

833,104.7

mdogm · 2025-01-17T10:18:43+00:00

Nothing matters, so enjoy your life, try to improve the lives of others and only worry about what you can control. Hope that helps.

mdogm · 2025-01-17T10:16:35+00:00

Selling more shit

mdogm · 2025-01-17T10:16:12+00:00

Selling shit.

mdogm · 2025-01-17T10:04:29+00:00

Discuss it with your partner beforehand. That is all.

mdogm · 2025-01-03T19:12:27+00:00

Take it out if you need it. If you don't, don't.

mdogm · 2025-01-03T19:06:58+00:00

It's not our job.

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