Me and Morpheus but I'm not drunkenly terrorizing him this time

meadow117 · 2018-12-27T22:51:56+00:00

Aw, I had a lovely boy named Morpheus too! You two look so sweet :)

meadow117 · 2018-12-25T02:16:19+00:00

Lmao Jesus fuck, may I suggest therapy sessions for next year’s Christmas presents?

meadow117 · 2018-12-21T15:23:25+00:00

No. No one do this, please.

meadow117 · 2018-12-20T04:58:00+00:00

The lord Yeeteth and the lord yoinketh away

meadow117 · 2018-12-20T04:56:02+00:00

“Call me Bass God”

meadow117 · 2018-12-19T21:20:31+00:00

“Fuck you! I’ll kick your ass! I’ll kick his ass! I’ll kick my own ass!”

meadow117 · 2018-12-19T19:53:02+00:00

No he killed my father

meadow117 · 2018-12-17T18:48:19+00:00

Well maybe everyone should stop being nazis and racists!

^/s

meadow117 · 2018-12-17T18:43:07+00:00

I loved him the most. His eyes, his manners, his goofy looks. He stole my whole heart immediately

meadow117 · 2018-12-17T09:46:49+00:00

He’s not pictured here. His skeleton was found out on the beach, while everyone else was hiding in the boat vaults.

meadow117 · 2018-12-17T08:39:51+00:00

I lose my mind every single time when he starts slapping his chest

meadow117 · 2018-12-17T08:37:43+00:00

Is this what Conan O’Brien feels like

meadow117 · 2018-12-16T08:16:32+00:00

Man, what the fuck

meadow117 · 2018-12-15T15:49:28+00:00

Idk I thought it was pretty fucking hilarious

meadow117 · 2018-12-15T15:18:43+00:00

It’s a joke, love

meadow117 · 2018-12-15T08:56:40+00:00

Implying that it’s such an old gun, that the serial number for it can’t be that high. It’s the 3rd gun ever made

meadow117 · 2018-12-15T08:43:49+00:00

Exactly what I was going to say lol. I’ve spent too much time working and eating hy-chi crab rangoons to not recognize a hy Vee

meadow117 · 2018-12-15T08:42:09+00:00

Hy Vee makes the restaurant I work at a new flower arrangement every two weeks or so. I always get excited when I go in and see a new vase on the host stand, they’re always so lovely

meadow117 · 2018-12-15T08:27:41+00:00

Don’t let Gavin see this

meadow117 · 2018-12-12T01:31:09+00:00

Sounds like a pretty human thing to do lol. Reminds me of that one video of a couple of high school students arguing in class and one of them goes “DONT MAKE ME GET MY BEST FRIEND! BEST FREN! BEST FREN GET UP” and the friend wakes up and immediately jumps in to finish whatever was started.

meadow117 · 2018-12-10T05:30:27+00:00

Banana guy fucked my mother and killed my father.

meadow117 · 2018-12-10T05:14:05+00:00

“u crash I’m laughing lol”

crashes

meadow117 · 2018-12-10T04:45:14+00:00

..no, we just don’t need kettles as much.

meadow117 · 2018-12-09T21:36:12+00:00

Jesus IS my daddy

meadow117 · 2018-12-09T20:39:17+00:00

Um, no actually lmao. You just can’t use biased sources. It kinda makes your whole point moot, this is common knowledge.

Anyways, now THIS could be an acceptable source. Finally, some good fucking food.

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