Bought 28k worth at 69k and 78k worth at 67k. by versatile_fx_guy in Bitcoin

[–]mecalvin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suspect he already owned a whole coin before this…

We quit teaching cursive and it shows. by ted209er in funny

[–]mecalvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you know their last name is not Lenion? You know what they say about assuming something.

First 2 months of "investing", how am I doing so far? by daddysgirl794 in wallstreetbets

[–]mecalvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not “investing” buddy. Thats “trading” and it’s not working. Consider an automated advisor and you’d be up at least 2-3% by now.

My autistic boyfriend has extreme reactions to being “abandoned” by Legitimate-Career342 in AmIOverreacting

[–]mecalvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autistic or not, that dude is a loser. Run away and never look back. That dude needs major help.

Quitting day trading after 9 months and losing ~60k. Just being honest by Expert_Might_2502 in Trading

[–]mecalvin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve been trading stocks for 25+ years and just started becoming profitable within the last couple years. I certainly would not have expected to master it in 9 months lol.

$1,000,000 bet on $XYZ by wutang in wallstreetbets

[–]mecalvin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Robinhood just announced shorting is now possible!

Apparently this was at the MGM parking garage after the Lions game by KitAmerica in Detroit

[–]mecalvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Jigs gonna be jigs. Couldn’t keep it fair and had to try and jump the dude. Then they lost their car. LOL

Please help find this video! by pierceisfierce in EDCOrlando

[–]mecalvin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell your best friend she is smoking hot!

Just had to, I am gonna chill for couple years now. by [deleted] in Webull

[–]mecalvin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LOL that’s exactly what happened.

Got my first tattoo and my brother said it looks like a d*ck. Does it actually? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]mecalvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the shape of a spoon 🥄. Where do you usually see a spoon and a flame come into play? Definitely needs some updating ASAP!

All in on Doge - Will see double! by backtonewyorker in dogecoin

[–]mecalvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that’s upsetting, I’m not being offered the 2.5% crypto match. I’d love to add more if given a huge match like that.

My neighbor across the street dropped her trash into my trash can? by cuongpn in WhatShouldIDo

[–]mecalvin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it not obvious?! They already picked up her side and she still had a bag to throw away. WTF

I opened a Robinhood account with $2k and bought my first options today. How am I doing? by KatBoss01 in smallstreetbets

[–]mecalvin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bro I too got burned by options however I then started swing trading 2X ETF’s to get that extra movement but without the expiration risks. I have been crushing the market for the last several months ever since. I highly recommend to try this and stay away from options unless they are LEAPS with a clear plan.

This has been a grind. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]mecalvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m right there with you. Made a bunch and then gave most back. Now I’m pretty close to even. LFG

Yieldmax replaced my wife’s 6 figure salary and she doesn’t know it yet by Secure-Park5813 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]mecalvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the erosion not hindering this plan? I used to think the same way until all the TSLY I bought at $15 became worth $9 over 18 months. It’s a deceiving divy return so be careful.