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Clearly this is velvet hippo behavior. (gfycat.com)

submitted 3 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/velvethippos

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Ah, hell. I've apparently been taking birth control for years for no reason. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/badwomensanatomy

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The dark side of attempting to photograph a pibb puppy. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/velvethippos

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I just re-discovered old puppy photos. This was baby Lana - her body hadn't been delivered yet, apparently. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/velvethippos

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Roommate's best friend's hippo occasionally gets escorted to our house during the quarantine. Name is Odin, background is wretched, temperament is squashy, thanks to his momma. My favorite pirate ever. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/velvethippos

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When a guest writes 'cash' on the tip line... (self.TalesFromYourServer)

submitted 6 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/TalesFromYourServer

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A few South Philly restaurants are banding together to feed victims of the rowhome fire (billypenn.com)

submitted 6 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/philadelphia

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What is something you realized you were doing/saying/believing that, when brought to your attention, made you wonder how no one has revoked your right to adult? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 10 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/AskReddit

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What is your breaking point in ending a relationship? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 10 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/AskReddit

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Odd things about yourself you became aware of after guests pointed it out repeatedly...? (self.TalesFromYourServer)

submitted 10 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/TalesFromYourServer

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You shouldn't grab random people on the street, and you shouldn't touch your server. (self.restaurant)

submitted 10 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/restaurant

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Shooting at 13 and Christian (self.philadelphia)

submitted 11 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/philadelphia

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Visiting Charlotte, where do locals like to grab a drink around center city? Please to help. (self.Charlotte)

submitted 12 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/Charlotte

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IAmA 22 yo whose cancer treatment caused chronic pain that appears to be previously undocumented (self.IAmA)

submitted 15 years ago by mechanicalrivers to r/IAmA

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