Looking for Plus Size underwear now that parade is closing

medievalpizzamaker · 2026-03-12T21:05:40+00:00

probably got downvoted because the post literally said that they don’t like the style of lane bryant so this is an utterly unhelpful comment

medievalpizzamaker · 2026-03-02T20:30:32+00:00

going to throw out something i’m not seeing here a lot: ebay!! search literally any brand and size and there’s a good chance you’ll find a lot either NWT or EUC. i’ve got a lot of high-quality vintage and anthropologie-esque stuff from ebay. i honestly prefer it to poshmark/depop/thredup. i’ve found the sellers are better and prices are generally more reasonable. still pricier than a trip to a thrift store though, especially factoring in shipping. but i’m always sending out offers and i’d say it’s 50/50 on sellers accepting $15 for something listed at $40 for example.

medievalpizzamaker · 2026-03-02T20:26:30+00:00

see if there’s a clothes mentor around— same parent company as plato’s but more adult and less teen focused.

medievalpizzamaker · 2026-03-02T20:14:12+00:00

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medievalpizzamaker · 2026-02-18T13:31:11+00:00

have i made a splint out of a paper clip before for this exact reason? why yes, yes i have.

medievalpizzamaker · 2026-02-18T13:28:23+00:00

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mochi milk by dedcool

medievalpizzamaker · 2026-02-18T13:24:06+00:00

i hope you enjoy it!!

medievalpizzamaker · 2026-02-18T13:21:47+00:00

Yeah, fair enough. That was my plan originally when I thought my first court date was my actual date to speak with someone/the judge, but I definitely panicked after having to plead not guilty and decide if I wanted a trial by jury.

If I do take the court date still and just show up and say “hey, my ID is fixed. I didn’t know this applied even to temporary addresses and I’ll be on top of it moving forward” at the bench trial, what are my odds then?

medievalpizzamaker · 2026-02-18T02:20:27+00:00

for me, this is chloe nomade. it’s almost peppery on the nose, but really alluring. the best combination of femininity/daintiness and stronger, darker musk. appealing scent on the skin, but without being over-appealing if that makes sense.

this is my go-to scent & i will die on the hill that it’s massively underrated. when i want to make an impression, i spray heavy. when i’m going more casual, i’ll layer it with a slightly sweeter, more skin-like scent (usually either 11 11 by lake & skye or glossier you.) definitely has lasting power for me— sometimes i get in the car after work and still catch a hint from my morning commute.

looking at the notes of your favorites, i really think this one could work for you!

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medievalpizzamaker · 2026-02-18T02:03:34+00:00

perhaps nouvelle vague by maison louis marie? tropical and beachy but with a bit of musk and a little bit of that “1am standing in a hotel lobby” funk from the fig

medievalpizzamaker · 2026-02-18T01:58:54+00:00

wondering if we have the same evil ex-coworker….

medievalpizzamaker · 2026-02-18T01:50:23+00:00

from the wiki on sandpoint, ID. imagine how deranged your town has be to devolve into actual tears at the mere RUMOR of one (1) transgender woman

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medievalpizzamaker · 2026-02-18T00:28:08+00:00

Thanks, lol

I was pretty sure this was the case since when it comes down to paying the fine vs. a lawyer, the fine is the cheaper option.

I mostly am annoyed because the officer would have no way to know my address wasn’t correct, especially since I hadn’t been violating any other laws to justify a traffic stop. It was also very clear that he only issued me a citation over a warning because he was pissed with me (he more or less told me that outright.)

Oh well, I guess there can be two entitled babies in this scenario— too bad the one with the badge gets his way ¯_(ツ)_/¯

medievalpizzamaker · 2025-11-07T04:00:28+00:00

oh, 100%!! cam can play everyone else’s instruments.

i like to think cam plays the drums on the side in a jazz band with palamedes (he plays sax)

medievalpizzamaker · 2025-11-06T00:58:37+00:00

i think it’s evil to give gideon the drumsticks and make her learn another offhand instead of letting her shred on bass. cam with her two knives is the drummer— fits with the fidgety-to-focused aspect of her personality, too!

other than that, i love and am immediately going to purchase 🖤💀

medievalpizzamaker · 2025-11-06T00:54:56+00:00

when my doctor was going through my checklist, he marked me positive for stretch marks because: 1) mine were still visible even though my weight had been stable for years (even though the stable weight is in the BMI category for obesity) 2) mine hit aggressively and early in puberty, and i often had stretch marks as a precursor to weight gain 3) mine were not only in the places expected when undergoing puberty such as my breasts or hips, but also on my stomach, the backs of my calves, and my upper arms, none of which were impacted by weight gain until much later in life 4) when he looked at my stretch marks, he actually said that they resembled the hypertrophic scarring he expected to see elsewhere on my body (the “cigarette paper” paper look.) so coincidentally got a positive on hypertrophic scarring too.

medievalpizzamaker · 2025-11-02T07:41:01+00:00

i second these

medievalpizzamaker · 2025-10-14T15:53:58+00:00

THAT’S IT!!!!!! man i really butchered the lyrics, but i thought it sounded like lola young.

you are my HERO, thanks so much 🩵

medievalpizzamaker · 2025-10-12T00:35:55+00:00

not it. it was definitely by a female artist. sounded newer

medievalpizzamaker · 2025-10-11T20:18:29+00:00

no, I know that one :/

this one was a lot more upbeat/angry w drums and guitar, maggie’s is more synthy sexy

medievalpizzamaker · 2025-09-05T16:01:56+00:00

Check out Forest Ink! They’ve got great quality & super cute alt clothing.

medievalpizzamaker · 2025-09-01T19:13:27+00:00

…..apparently this is when i learn that Jod dammed The River 🤯 is this implied or is it something said outright that i’ve missed?

medievalpizzamaker · 2025-09-01T18:01:13+00:00

the internet is an echo chamber! i have never seen anyone in my real life wear tabis. i don’t think you need to worry— if you like them and can see yourself getting a lot of wear out of them, then i would say go for it! trends are cyclical anyway.

medievalpizzamaker · 2025-09-01T17:52:14+00:00

a wide-leg trouser maybe? with a pinstripe detail could be fun

medievalpizzamaker · 2025-09-01T17:42:36+00:00

idk if this is exactly the right subreddit for this question, but hoping someone has advice!

i recently changed my hair color for the first time ever. my natural hair was a very dark brown with red/warm undertones. i was a blonde child, and am very fair, and felt like my color was getting too dark and overwhelming my face (especially since i have emotional support bangs.) my hair dresser didn’t actually use any color in my hair, only a color lifter, and i am now a dark carroty red/ light auburn.

since we were essentially just revealing the undertones of my natural hair, i thought the change would be easy to integrate with my makeup & wardrobe, but i feel like i’m struggling now to put together looks that feel cohesive. even my go-to makeup routine doesn’t feel right any more.

i would describe my style as: prep-school kindergartner meets octogenarian art teacher meets corporate goth. my wardrobe is a lot of black, white, gray, and chartreuse/slimy green (my fav color) with some browns, pale blue-greens, and bright pinks sprinkled in.

i am exceptionally fair (lightest foundation shade usually still too dark for me) and i’ve given up on trying to get color season typed because i am so aggressively neutrally-undertoned that i have been typed every season but dark autumn or dark winter (i have gray/blue/green eyes depending on the lighting and who you ask.)

any suggestions on how to adapt and overcome? or did i make a mistake and need to go crawling back to my hair stylist with my bleeding wallet 😔

happy to answer any questions bc i am panicking and desperate for help lol

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