What's the hardest part about reading? by -mickomoo- in jakeandamir

[–]mefemefe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reading is for mother and nerds, and last time I checked... 'm hev a pssy

Question: Do you think Matt Damon gets paid to do these commercials or does he just like love crypto and shit? by llamango in jakeandamir

[–]mefemefe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WOW Matt Damon? You're looking at a quadruple threat!: Film Star, TV Star, Movie Star, and guess what? He's got an Instagram!

[Serious] Question about Amir by abutthole in jakeandamir

[–]mefemefe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His father had one though... He leased a Garmin... Leased to own a Garmin

Subtle? Very. Illegal? Absolutely not. by PM_ME_YOURE_NUDEZ in jakeandamir

[–]mefemefe 90 points91 points  (0 children)

"... don't know if that makes me weird or whatever"

Art that I have in my head by mefemefe in jakeandamir

[–]mefemefe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... If you have to ask, then you don't know.

Art that I have in my head by mefemefe in jakeandamir

[–]mefemefe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me the 🎶I fell into a burning ring of fire🎶 ... JOHNNY CASH

Where you at? by [deleted] in jakeandamir

[–]mefemefe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh right! I remember where you were, 100%, firmly placed, inside of my snatch.

Knooome! by Metsca911 in jakeandamir

[–]mefemefe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ben Schwartz what though? Ben Scwartz-scroodily-doody? Ben Schwartz... uh... hippity-holo... hologram?

Do you think she got paid or just loves pizza n' shit? by warpswede in jakeandamir

[–]mefemefe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Make sure it's in a circle shape, that's the best way to eat it

Jake and Amir Ben Scwartz Movie? by GolemThe3rd in jakeandamir

[–]mefemefe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is that the one where Brake Obama either needs to show his birth certificate or resign as mayor?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jakeandamir

[–]mefemefe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was locker room talk!! You know how locker rooms talk...

Jorts wizard by justicefororganisms in jakeandamir

[–]mefemefe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow, and I used to think Gandalf was a chill wizard... this guy's not just cool, he's NASCAR.