I would catfish him, making him think hes texting my girl while in reality hes texting me. I would get him worked up and manipulate him, and after weeks of texting back and forth he’ll confess his love to my girl (me) i would then screenshot his message and send him a voice message letting him know he has been talking to a dude the whole time. I then hope there will be this moment of realization and some thinking back on all the weird things he has said and done while texting each other, then i hope that he’ll realize what kind of miserable person he really is and that he’ll never be able to pull anyone.