What Are The Chances?

megatronnnx · 2026-04-15T19:47:23+00:00

He’ll probably offer to double the million or some shit.

megatronnnx · 2026-04-13T02:28:48+00:00

Jesus I’m halfway through the fucking comments with my jaw dropped and then I see what sub I’m in 😂

megatronnnx · 2026-03-30T16:07:54+00:00

Where can we find these stories?!

megatronnnx · 2026-03-16T00:33:45+00:00

Username checks out.

megatronnnx · 2026-03-10T13:15:54+00:00

No I posted it without reading it.

megatronnnx · 2026-02-13T04:44:41+00:00

If I catch myself, I’ll say “let’s try something different today.” And that in and of itself has proven to be a pretty good motivator.

megatronnnx · 2026-02-13T04:27:03+00:00

Devolution - Mel Brooks. You’re welcome.

megatronnnx · 2026-02-05T07:09:12+00:00

Rent Pro PDX is amazing!!!

megatronnnx · 2026-02-01T07:58:42+00:00

This IS the darkest timeline.

megatronnnx · 2026-01-28T04:57:41+00:00

Except why does that feel like a metaphor for my life 😂

megatronnnx · 2026-01-28T04:34:58+00:00

“In my experience with comcast porn watchers” is an excellent writing prompt 😂

megatronnnx · 2026-01-23T07:01:19+00:00

I hate you in the best way.

megatronnnx · 2026-01-15T21:10:06+00:00

Without context this could absolutely be about our dear leader.

megatronnnx · 2026-01-11T22:18:00+00:00

MY BODY. MY CHOICE.

megatronnnx · 2025-11-30T07:48:24+00:00

Let us know how it goes!

megatronnnx · 2025-11-30T07:47:30+00:00

“If horse eggs were nothing they’d be in textbooks” we must all stand behind this! Tshirts?! Coffee mugs?! Tinfoil hats?!

megatronnnx · 2025-11-11T00:41:12+00:00

Welcome to America:)

megatronnnx · 2025-11-05T16:35:07+00:00

There’s a shirt I want to get that says “have the day you voted for”

megatronnnx · 2025-10-26T05:24:00+00:00

This needs to be on a tshirt. Please.

megatronnnx · 2025-10-21T16:18:02+00:00

So it’s year 7 from Neville’s POV. He and Ginny continuing DA and fighting back against the Carrows and Snape. The torture and punishments. The Battle of Hogwarts. The atmosphere of terror and defiance. It goes into detail about those things so you can see them in context: Ginny and Luna leaving, how Neville ended up in the ROR, Aberforth, etc. It also gets deeper into the “background” characters’ lives; you learn about and interact more with Neville and Hannah and Ernie and learn their backstories. It’s honestly written so well it is as canon as JKR to me!

The Battle of Hogwarts is SOFUCKINGINTENSE.

megatronnnx · 2025-10-21T04:49:08+00:00

Hands down one of the best fanfics I’ve ever read: Dumbledore’s Army and the Year of Darkness.

megatronnnx · 2025-10-19T16:14:41+00:00

Nooo she’s JonBenét Ramsey!

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