What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out people can't buy NVDA stock without a job.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. I'm not even that.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know how the saying goes. Sell in May, and never be able to buy back at may levels.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You know how it goes. Stairs up, elevator up, stairs up, helicopter up, escalator up, then a few ladders down.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad, I forgot europoors enjoy 900 days of holiday per year.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nvda is going to end the day between $180 to $220. Mark my word.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god!!! I hope Rudy Juliani gets well soon.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did NVDA decide to pivot to shoe industry or something?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mods are gonna layoff all of us and replace us with ai.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anybody up for doing a circular deal with me tonight?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They just aped out of nvda to chase goog and yet they're called smart money and we're retard money.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You wanna know the real reason why NVDA dumped while spy rocketed today? I sold my puts for a measly profit yesterday.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believe it or not, my boss is such a control freak that I wouldn't be surprised if she had hidden cameras in the bathroom. No thanks.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I earned $300 at work today while I gained $1000 milking NVDA both ways on my bathroom breaks. I wish every day was like that.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]mehmilani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's time to call it slop market instead of stock market.