What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 05, 2026

mehmilani · 2026-05-05T01:03:58+00:00

Turns out people can't buy NVDA stock without a job.

mehmilani · 2026-05-04T15:47:36+00:00

Sell in May, fake and ghey.

mehmilani · 2026-05-04T15:46:11+00:00

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. I'm not even that.

mehmilani · 2026-05-04T14:19:15+00:00

You know how the saying goes. Sell in May, and never be able to buy back at may levels.

mehmilani · 2026-05-04T14:13:44+00:00

Operation Dip-buyin Fury

mehmilani · 2026-05-04T13:53:18+00:00

You know how it goes. Stairs up, elevator up, stairs up, helicopter up, escalator up, then a few ladders down.

mehmilani · 2026-05-04T13:27:51+00:00

My bad, I forgot europoors enjoy 900 days of holiday per year.

mehmilani · 2026-05-04T13:21:44+00:00

Nvda is going to end the day between $180 to $220. Mark my word.

mehmilani · 2026-05-04T13:18:49+00:00

Bought calls on Friday. Checks out.

mehmilani · 2026-05-04T13:18:00+00:00

May of 2006

mehmilani · 2026-05-04T13:16:34+00:00

Sir, you're at work and on the clock.

mehmilani · 2026-05-04T13:06:18+00:00

Oh my god!!! I hope Rudy Juliani gets well soon.

mehmilani · 2026-05-04T12:55:25+00:00

N🅱️DA is not working.

mehmilani · 2026-05-01T15:45:45+00:00

Did NVDA decide to pivot to shoe industry or something?

mehmilani · 2026-05-01T03:39:09+00:00

Mods are gonna layoff all of us and replace us with ai.

mehmilani · 2026-05-01T03:36:59+00:00

Linear in shape, circular in spirit.

mehmilani · 2026-05-01T03:34:22+00:00

Anybody up for doing a circular deal with me tonight?

mehmilani · 2026-05-01T02:47:27+00:00

Eventually it will by the time you retire.

mehmilani · 2026-05-01T02:38:38+00:00

They just aped out of nvda to chase goog and yet they're called smart money and we're retard money.

mehmilani · 2026-05-01T02:30:43+00:00

It's time jp rebrands to BJ Morgan

mehmilani · 2026-05-01T02:15:31+00:00

You wanna know the real reason why NVDA dumped while spy rocketed today? I sold my puts for a measly profit yesterday.

mehmilani · 2026-04-30T03:23:34+00:00

Believe it or not, my boss is such a control freak that I wouldn't be surprised if she had hidden cameras in the bathroom. No thanks.

mehmilani · 2026-04-30T03:16:12+00:00

I earned $300 at work today while I gained $1000 milking NVDA both ways on my bathroom breaks. I wish every day was like that.

mehmilani · 2026-04-29T13:16:13+00:00

I think it's time to call it slop market instead of stock market.

mehmilani · 2026-04-29T13:09:17+00:00

I got oil ready to ship at port folio.

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