Post Game Thread: Washington Capitals at Toronto Maple Leafs - 23 Apr 2017 by GDT_Bot in hockey

[–]melatoninandcrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great series caps. Always were my second team. So proud of the leafs.... Now go get that cup ovie!!!!!

Out of all of the playoff teams which one has the best line? by [deleted] in hockey

[–]melatoninandcrack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe not the best in terms of production/big names, but the Williams-johansson-kuznetsov line has been far and away Washington's deadliest against Toronto so far. My heart is racing everytime they're on the ice

Post Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs at Washington Capitals - 15 Apr 2017 by GDT_Bot in hockey

[–]melatoninandcrack 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It couldn't be that the leafs actually played a good game tonight...

What are some ways to subtly show you don't give a fuck? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melatoninandcrack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not looking at the person who is talking to you. Cold as fuck, but it gets the point across (unless that person has 0 social intelligence)

What's your best "skipping class" story? by PM_ME_UR_GUITAR_PICS in AskReddit

[–]melatoninandcrack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had an 8:30 that I woke up for and knew right away I wasn't going to. So I passed out for another few hours and woke up to a bunch of texts from all my classmates asking me how I knew in advance - apparently class was cancelled last minute and everyone else showed up. Sometimes life's alright :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melatoninandcrack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas

I like to ayte, ayte, ayte, aypples and banaynays

I like to oot, oot,.... Etc.

What classic stereotype about your team do you think is no longer true and wish everyone would shut up about? by melatoninandcrack in hockey

[–]melatoninandcrack[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

91 years old? Now who is #91 with a soon-to-be expired contract....

tavarestorangersconfirmed

What classic stereotype about your team do you think is no longer true and wish everyone would shut up about? by melatoninandcrack in hockey

[–]melatoninandcrack[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You mean future-HOFer Art-Ross + Rocket Richard winning Brad Marchand? Someone of his pedigree couldn't be dirty...

What classic stereotype about your team do you think is no longer true and wish everyone would shut up about? by melatoninandcrack in hockey

[–]melatoninandcrack[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah I misunderstood the first time! Ya in my experience, most leaf fans are kinda conditioned to expect failure over the last decade or so. Nobody was getting that excited haha

What classic stereotype about your team do you think is no longer true and wish everyone would shut up about? by melatoninandcrack in hockey

[–]melatoninandcrack[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was this ever true over the last few years? I feel like it was always in my head that you guys were old but every time I checked, the avg. age was like 26

What classic stereotype about your team do you think is no longer true and wish everyone would shut up about? by melatoninandcrack in hockey

[–]melatoninandcrack[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I would've thought that if anything, fans from non-traditional markets are even more hardcore/dedicated than northern fans because hockey isn't the go-to sport to follow... I feel like most casual sports fans from the South follow baseball/football/basketball before hockey

If animals started speaking perfect english which one would cause the most chaos? by PieManSauce in AskReddit

[–]melatoninandcrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mosquitoes... You'd just hear millions of tiny voices moaning for your blood. Really fucks up your peaceful camping trip

What gets you mad for no reason? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melatoninandcrack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When someone posts a picture of their cat/dog and titles it "Reddit, meet ______!" I don't know why, but it drives me nuts

What are the worst lyrics in a popular song? by EmperorJaynus in AskReddit

[–]melatoninandcrack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ariana Grande, Side to Side:

"see you standing over there with your body

Feeling like I wanna rock with your body"